Pinky quotes from Animaniacs

[after falling off the horse and onto the racetrack] There's baloney in our slacks...

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky... Try to take over the world!

[singing] They're Pinky and the Brain, They're Pinky and the Brain. One is a genius; the other's insane. They're laboratory mice. Their genes have been spliced. They're dinky; they're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

I hope you're prepared, Pinky. For tonight's plan to take over the world promises to be extra-ordinary. [stops writing and his head turns around] Pinky?

Yeh HEH HEH HEH HEH EH!

Bang, zoom. Bang! zoom! Right in the kisser!

EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Bang! zoom! Right in the kisser! Narf! EH HEH HEH HEHY!

[walks to the television and turns it off] You watch too much TV, Pinky.

Bang! Zoom!

[shuts Pinky's mouth, pulls on his nose, and let's go] Stop saying that, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.

Oh, okay, sorry Brain. NARF! [The Brain walks to a tall pencil with a paperclip on it. He shoots the paperclip up to the sky and hits the light, a table, a microscope and the lock. He manually unlocks cage] Egad! You astound me, Brain!

That's a simple task, Pinky. [he and Pinky hop on a purple cabinet with a lock and a knob and they get off of the cabinet] Once we construct the super-conductive magnetic infindibulator, [Pinky stops and looks at the big TV] the world will be ours. [stops walking and looks at him] Pinky?

It is often said when a golfer tees off, Alvey.

What is 4, Alex?

What is narf, eh, what is POIT?!

[walks to Pinky and pushes him] What is an inordinately short attention span, Alex?

The plans, Pinky, for the super-conductive magnetic infindibulator. Shall I explain how it works?

NARF! Challenge me.

I'm sure I will. By using the infindibulator to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse, we will produce a magnetic charge from the centre of the Earth so strong that every person who has loose change in their pockets will be magnetically drawn to the ground and stuck there.

[shaking the Brain's hand] E-gad Brain, brilliant - uh-oh, no wait, what if they take off their pants?

[surprised] Then we'll have to take over the world quickly. Every item we need is here in the lab save one; the infindibulator. I know where we can get one. The farmer's almanac.

Hrmmmmgh! [looks at the book and the Brain kicks him to the page] Thanks! [The Brain climbs up the book and they walked off. On top of the book it reads, BUILD YOUR OWN INFINDIBULATOR!] Ah, here we are. Build your own infindibulator with things you have 'round the home. Only 99 thousand dollars. (gasps) 99 thousand dollars! NARF! Ooh, where we gonna get that, Brain?

Beep! Sorry Matilda, that's incorrect! How much did you wager? [screen pans to a host holding a microphone and Matilda, a woman with glasses and a pink shirt, is crying] All of it? Oh that's too bad because you could have won 99 thousand dollars.

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

The money, Pinky. I can go on that show and win the money for the infindibulator!

Egad, Brain! Oh no, but the questions on Gyp-Parody are incredibly hard. I mean, you'd have to get every single one right.

Quiz me. Ask me anything.

NARF! Eh, okay. What is pie?

The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter having a value of 8 decimal places of 3.14159265. But ask me something difficult, Pinky.

Uh, he, uh, NARF! Oh, OKAY! What Ralph Kramden says "Bang! Zoom!"

I told you to stop saying that. [grabs the pencil and whacks him. The pencil lands on Pinky] I don't care who says that.

Ralph Kramden. [jumps out of the pencil] Tada! [bows]

[grabs Pinky's tail] We must prepare. [carries Pinky and walks away]

That does it. I'm going in. [goes inside of the shoe. Pinky tries to run, but his tail gets stuck on the shoelace. A robot wears a suit, some shoes and a red bow tie. His head pops up of the suit] Honey, I'm home.

Yeh heh heh heh. I liked your funny joke, Brain.

I am not devoid of humor. Prepare for departure.

Do you realize what we will do with this pollen, Pinky?

Um, open a boutique?

[sarcastically] Yes, that's it, we'll open a boutique and sell ladies clothing and pollen.

Egad, Brain, what fun! I like this idea, I do!

[laughing]: Naughty Frog. Narf! [laughs]

Hysterical, Pinky! [throws gear at Pinky]

Zort!

Mice? But, why?!

We were trying to destroy Camelot in yet another attempt to take over the world. Come, Pinky. Back to the drawing board.

Stands in the corner! Naughty frog! [laughs, Brain slaps him]

Would you stop please? I'm trying to concentrate on the next plan for tomorrow night.

Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

Guess.

[remembers] Oh, yeah. Try to take over the world. Right.

They're dinky. They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!

[checking animals on the ark] Bunnies...where are the bunnies?

Buster and Babs Bunny. No relation.

I should hope not, this is a children's show. Bunnies: check. Wolverines. [the wolverines attacked him] For heaven's sakes, let's not forget the always cheerful wolverines the Lon Chaney juniors of the animal kingdom. Check. Lab mice.

Check!

These pantyhose are killing me, Brain. I think I prefer knee-highs. [Brain whacks him]

I have calculated every ingredient necessary to become a country music megastar. Read me the list, Pinky.

A cowboy hat.

Check.

A southern dialect.

Check. "Y'all."

Nice, Brain! Working class values.

I enjoy beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.

A song.

Check.

A name consisting of not less than three words.

From now on, I shall be Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.

And a height of at least six feet.

A...Drat. There must be some way to increase my height.

Hmm. Let me think. [hits his own head]

Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.

What do you want to do tonight, Rita?

Rita

I don't know. Eat you for supper? [eats Pinky] So far this is my favorite episode.

[in Rita's tummy] Narf! Oh, roomy accommodations, Rita.

[yawns] Narf, Brain. Wake me up at the noon of time. [Wakko plays the rimshot] What was that? [looks around wildly]

Engine knock.

So 'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house.

Dot

Some creatures was stirring.

Wakko

Including a mouse! [points at Pinky and the Brain]

Tonight, my dear Pinky, our plan is unfurled, we'll steal Santa's sleigh and take over the world!

Brain, you're a genius, you simply astound me! [accidentally hits Brain with a sack he's carrying knocking him off the tower] Narf! Brain's going to pound me.

Egad, Brain, Amazin'! I get it! You shrink all the TV’s and everyone will get all squinty-eyed.

Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, wait, no, what if we want to use a plan that works?

Oh, well that’s different then, innit?

Come, Pinky! We must prepare for tomorrow night!

What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain? A slumber party?

No, Pinky! The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!