DMr. Director
I'm balled over. That was good. You kids got it. You got that special zingy thing. That thing that only comes from here. [points at Yakko's chest]
That's just a spaghetti stain.
DMr. Director
See, that's funny. You're wack-o!
No. [grabs Wakko] This is Wakko.
DMr. Director
You're funny!
No, I'm Yakko. And, that's Dot.
[painting "The Scream"] Have we met before?
DMr. Director
[crazy voice] Oh! I love these kids! They are so funny! Sweet kids who look like puppies! Flamiel! [normal voice] Where're you kids going?
DMr. Director
You kids are gonna be in my movie.
DMr. Director
Who are you talking to?
The people watching on TV.
DMr. Director
Peoples? What peoples? [crazy voice] Hello, nice people in the TV! [normal voice] Hey! I don't see any...where'd they go? Ah, there you are! [crazy voice] Nice kids, we're with the movie gonna do a thing!
[The Warners scream and try to run out the door]
[shuts the door] Okay, Mr. Penzoil Head, you talked us into it. We'll do your movie.
DMr. Director
[crazy voice] Oh. You'll do! The mov...! You'll do the! Happy! I am! So much! Oil!
[to audience] Be afraid. Be very afraid.
DMr. Director
[crazy voice] Okay! I'm ready for my ending!
DMr. Director
[crazy voice] Oh, yeah!
DMr. Director
[crazy voice] Yeah! Give! Give! Froinlaven!
[through the megaphone] And...action!
DMr. Director
[gets hit in the head by a huge mallet, Crazy voice] That's an ending?
CCameraman
[whispering to Yakko] Microphone was in the shot.
[through the megaphone] Okay, everybody! Let's do it again!
DMr. Director
[crazy voice] Oh no! I don't want that!
[through the megaphone] And...action!
DMr. Director
[gets hit with the large mallet again, is as flat as a pancake, crazy voice] The hurting...the hurting...cut, print, that's a wrap.
[to his siblings] Let's go home.
[The cartoon opens with the mountain during the storm]
AAnnouncer
And now, Dot Warner, Slappy Squirrel and Hello Nurse in the famous witches scene from William Shakespeare's "Macbeth", interpreted by Yakko for those viewers who, like Dot, Slappy and Hello Nurse, have no idea what they're saying.
DSDot, Slappy and Hello Nurse
[they stop stirring their cauldron for a moment with a glare. Then they resume] Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
Loosely translated, that means "Aabra cadabara."
Fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake!
"Let's cook a snake!" Start with my agent.
[Wakko drops a man in a suit into the cauldron]
Eye of newt [Wakko drops hunting dog Newt] and toe of frog, [Wakko drops Michigan J. Frog] Wool of bat [Wakko drops Batman] and tongue of dog.
[Wakko drops Buttons]
Sounds like camp food to me.
For a charm of powerful trouble, like a hellbroth boil and bubble.
[yawns] "Stir until bored." Serves twelve, unless you're Rush Limbaugh; then it's an appetizer.
DSDot, Slappy and Hello Nurse
Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
"Bippety boppety boo!" Here's another fun recipe:
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf. Witch's mummy, maw and gulf.
[Wakko drops a green dragon which is carrying Walter Wolf]
Those are the ingredients of a hot dog!
Of the ravened salt-sea shark. [Wakko drops a shark] Root of hemlock...
[Wakko comes dressed as a female cheerleader, with pom-poms]
[singing] Dig'd in the dark is a gas. Baby, can ya dig it?
DSDot, Slappy, and Hello Nurse
Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
"Hocus pocus." When do we eat? [flames shoot from the cauldron, then he jumps out of the interpreter's circle] Hey, what'd we come up with? Hash?
[Everyone looks into the cauldron and gasps]
By the pricking of my thumbs, something scary this way comes!
[More flames from the cauldron. When they subside, Mr. Director is standing on the edges of the cauldron]
DMr. Director
[singing] Oh, lady! I know a lady with high-heeled shoes and socks and panty hose! Oh, pretty lady!
[Dot whacks him over the head with a large wooden mallet. He falls into the depths of the cauldron with a scream. Slappy then drops in a stick of lighted dynamite. Dot drops in a large round bomb. Yakko puts a lid on the cauldron. Wakko runs a chain around it. Slappy affixes a lock. Everyone stands aside, backs turned, covering their ears. The cauldron blasts upward and through the roof of the cave]
[last line] Uhhhh, let's send out for pizza.
[Iris out]
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