Just listen up and you'll hear a tale, a tale of the Warner three!
Went on the water tower, they did try to flee!
They shot into the puffy clouds, some seeds to make it rain and rain!
It did so much in fact the tower floated away! All around L.A.!
When the rain dried up, the tower was aground on the Burbank lot,
The Warner Brothers then escaped with their sister, Dot! And they took off like a shot!
Now, they're being chased around the Warner Studio.
By Scratchansniff and Hello Nurse, the CEO, Ralph the Guard,
Some movie stars, the Professor and Mary Ann on the Warner's Lot!
[Cartoon opens up on The Goodfeathers. Camera pans left to Flaxseed's Totallity of Candy. "Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairies" from "The Nutcracker Suite by Pytor Tchaikovsky plays in the background. Fade to inside. A weasel in fine clohtes and a toupee, is sucking on a green sucker, looking at himself in the mirror. Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July walks up to the counter]
[in an Irish accent] Eh, beggin' yer pardon, sir.
FFFerman Flaxseed
[taking the green sucker out of his mouth] Yes?! Yes?! What?! What?! What?!
I'm Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July, and-well, I was wonderin', Mr. Flaxseed, our orphanage hasn't much money, and, well-would you consider donating some of your fine candies to our sweet boys and girls for our Easter celebration?
FFFerman Flaxseed
[looks at the camera] You mean - for free?
FFFerman Flaxseed
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- [camera trucks-in on his mouth. As he laughs, his tonsils, each with a purple toupee, laugh with him. Camera trucks-out of his mouth] AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha! NO! [kicks Sister Margaret-Anne-June-July out. She blows raspberries, then walks away] Deadbeats! Where DO they come from?
Ferman Flaxseed is pouring a bag of marshmallows into a barrel. Yakko, disguised as a mail man, comes in with a telegram for him]
Telegram for Ferman Flaxseed! [hands him the envelope] How about a tip?
FFFerman Flaxseed
Don't eat lead!
[as he and Dot appear out of envelope] Didja miss us?
Give us a kiss, kid! [kisses him on the nose. They run as he gives chase]
Look! Malted milk balls! [pours the malted milkballs out of the jar and into his mouth. He becomes a machine gun as Ferman Flaxseed advances towards them. He spits them out with Dot winding his tail, shooting at Ferman Flaxseed. Ferman Flaxseed deflects the malted milkballs, which go into Yakko's mouth, using the silver platter as a shield. Wakko runs out of malted milkballs] I'm out!
FFFerman Flaxseed
[angrily grabs Wakko and Dot and holds them up] Naugh-ty, naugh-ty children!
[offscreen] Stop right there! [as her shadow overlooms Ferman Flaxseed] You put those children down, you beast!
[Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July stands at the doorway with a ruler, very angrily; Yakko smiles]
FFFerman Flaxseed
But, you-don't understand! They were-
WDWakko and Dot
[pretending to cry] WAH!
Come on, girls! That's the one I toldja about! Get him!
[She and the nuns march in angrily, with yard sticks in their hands. Camera trucks-in on Ferman Flaxseed's terrified face]
FFFerman Flaxseed
Wait! You're nuns! You're not allowed to resort to physical violence!
He's right. Let us pray. [she and the nuns pray mumblingly. Outside Flaxseed's Totallity of Candy, a Notre Lame bus pulls up. Cheerleaders and The Notre Lame Marching Band come out of the bus as The Notre Lame Football Team comes to beat up Ferman Flaxseed] Our prayers have been answered! [blows the whistle]
[The Notre Lame Football Team marches down an aisle of Cheerleaders and beat up Ferman Flaxseed]
WWarnerss
[cheerleading] Clobber Flaxseed, clobber Flaxseed! Sis-boom-bah! Fighting Irish, Fighting Irish! Rah! Rah! Rah!
Go, Flaxseed! [violence stops] Just kidding!
[Violence continues. The Warners eat popcorn as they watch the violence. The Notre Lame Football Team stops beating up Ferman Flaxseed, and leaves. So do Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July and the nuns. Ferman Flaxseed is beaten up and weak from the fight]
You should go hit the shower!
[They throw him into the quick drying chocolate. He gets covered in chocolate]
Make sure to wash behind your ears!
[They dunk him in quick drying chocolate. He becomes a chocolate bunny]
[Bumbie's Mom gets shot, causing Skippy to drop his popcorn]
[starts to tear up] Bumbie's Mommy... [cries]
[surprised out of her nap] Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel! [she then stares at the crying Skippy]
Calm down kiddo, it's just a movie. She's not really...
Dead, she's dead. Bumbie's an orphan! [resumes his loud sobbing]
WWalrus Lady
[annoyed, tapping on Slappy's shoulder] WHAT is that child's problem?!
Me! And in about 2 seconds, you're gonna share that problem.
Well, you should. It's fun. [pushes the walrus lady back into her seat and sits down herself. Skippy looks up and lets out a weepy gasp in horror as the background changes red. A terrifying forest fire has started in the movie, and Skippy moans and cries in fear now] What do you say we get some air, eh?
[Skippy lets out another scared sob]
BBumbie
[prances through the wildfire in fear] Mommy?
[Skippy bawls loudly at this. Slappy picks him up and starts carrying him out of the theater. The walrus lady is about to say something]
Say one word and I'll throw dynamite down your pants!
Go away. [Hello Nurse shrugs and begins to walk off in a sultry manner. A suitcase drops down from the overhead compartment and opens to reveal the three Warner siblings]
YWYakko and Wakko
Helloooooo, nurse!
[Hello Nurse runs off, and Yakko and Wakko pursue her. Dot dances away on her toes to the tune of "Dance of the Reed Flutes"]
[to the camera] That was pointless.
