RitaHey! It’s a cartoon. What did you expect, Sondheim?
Played by Bernadette Peters
Animaniacs · 261 quotes
In 11 of the 261 quotes from Animaniacs
Most scenes with: Runt (8)
Lines by Rita 2
Rita[Buttons accidentally stepped on Cheshire Cat/Rita's tail]
CCCheshire Cat/Rita
[angrily grabs Buttons by the fur] You stepped on my tail! You've ruined my day! There's no time to argue, for this you will pay! [attacks Buttons in the fight cloud]
S4 E8 Pitter Patter of Little Feet/Mindy in Wonderland/Ralph's Wedding
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Scenes with Rita 9
RitaWhat's a human good for, anyway?
["Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be" plays]
They pet you when they're sad.
RitaThey smack you when you're bad.
When you're hungry they definitely feed you.
RitaYeah, on vacation they leave you with hardly no food.
Ring a bell, dude? Exactly my point.
Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be.
They don't mean that much to me.
No, not much at all.
When you're little and tiny they pet your cute hiney,
But then when you grow it's a simple no-show.
It's "shoo shoo off this" and "don't you dare scratch on that".
If they call you at all it's always "dumb cat".
Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be.
They don't mean that much to me.
No, not much at all.
But when it's all dark and quiet I try hard to fight it.
But I dream of home then I won't have to roam.
Someone to feed me and put me to bed and scratch me just so on top of my head.
But I ain't gonna love 'em. Not gonna answer that call 'cause
Humans don't mean that much to me.
No, not much at all.
S1 E7 Piano Rag/When Rita Met Runt
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Rita[sees what's happening] What a surprise. Runt in trouble. [popping out of a sheet near Runt] Having fun?
Oh, hi, Rita! I've been having a nap with a sheet and everything!
Rita[sarcastically] For fifty dollars and a chance for the Festiva, how many brain cells does a dog have?
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh. boy. Oh boy. Nine. Definitely nine.
Rita[about Katrina] Poor kid's living in a dream world.
Yeah, dream world. So sad.
RitaShe really believes her dad's waiting.
Very sad.
RitaThat human's long gone.
Sad.
S1 E31 O Silly Mio/Puttin' on the Blitz/The Great Wakkorotti: The Summer Concert
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What do you want to do tonight, Rita?
RitaI don't know. Eat you for supper? [eats Pinky] So far this is my favorite episode.
[in Rita's tummy] Narf! Oh, roomy accommodations, Rita.
Rita, wake up!
RitaAre we in Chicago?
No, this is Nebraska, definitely Nebraska. Or Kansas. Definitely Ohio.
RitaYa blew it, Runt.
S1 E57 Of Course, You Know This Means Warners/Up a Tree/Wakko's Gizmo
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Rita, you need help?
RitaNo no, no, I'm happy as a pig come to supper.
Okay Rita, have fun. I gotta get the fly! [leaves]
RitaWait! I...can't...get down...
S1 E57 Of Course, You Know This Means Warners/Up a Tree/Wakko's Gizmo
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Those were nice pilgrims, definitely nice.
RitaYeah, well, we'd still be there if you hadn’t chased away their turkeys.
I forgot. Definitely forgot why I did that.
Rita[after Runt saves her from the frigid water] Thanks, Runt!
You're welcome! What's I do?
Rita, look! It's an oasis!
RitaJust be quiet, or they'll chase us.
[licking the pitcher of fruit punch] I'm hot, Rita. Definitely, definitely hot.
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[to Dot] I'd like a cold refreshing drink for myself and for the mink.
But you'll have to stand in line for Gunga Dot!
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