[A Laboratory is on the city, it reads ACME LABS. A cage is sitting on a table, where Pinky and the Brain live there]
Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
BBrain
The same thing we do every night, Pinky... Try to take over the world!
YWYakko Wakko and Dot
[singing] They're Pinky and the Brain, They're Pinky and the Brain. One is a genius; the other's insane. They're laboratory mice. Their genes have been spliced. They're dinky; they're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
[The Laboratory doors closed and we show the wide shot of ACME LABS]
[Inside of the cage, The Brain holds a pencil and writes on a piece of paper.]
BThe Brain
I hope you're prepared, Pinky. For tonight's plan to take over the world promises to be extra-ordinary. [stops writing and his head turns around] Pinky?
[The screen pans to Pinky watching The Honeymooners on the television set. Inside on the TV, a bus driver named Ralph Kramden trying to punch a woman]
RKRalph Kramden
Bang, zoom. Bang! zoom! Right in the kisser!
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Bang! zoom! Right in the kisser! Narf! EH HEH HEH HEHY!
BThe Brain
[walks to the television and turns it off] You watch too much TV, Pinky.
BThe Brain
[shuts Pinky's mouth, pulls on his nose, and let's go] Stop saying that, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.
Oh, okay, sorry Brain. NARF! [The Brain walks to a tall pencil with a paperclip on it. He shoots the paperclip up to the sky and hits the light, a table, a microscope and the lock. He manually unlocks cage] Egad! You astound me, Brain!
BThe Brain
That's a simple task, Pinky. [he and Pinky hop on a purple cabinet with a lock and a knob and they get off of the cabinet] Once we construct the super-conductive magnetic infindibulator, [Pinky stops and looks at the big TV] the world will be ours. [stops walking and looks at him] Pinky?
AQAlex Quebec
It is often said when a golfer tees off, Alvey.
[Pinky laughs at the audience, a sign that reads, GYP-Parody and a orange-haired man with a green shirt]
What is narf, eh, what is POIT?!
BThe Brain
[walks to Pinky and pushes him] What is an inordinately short attention span, Alex?
[Pinky and the Brain push and roll a science map and it reads, SUPER-CONDUCTIVE MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR and FAST ASSEMBLY]
BThe Brain
The plans, Pinky, for the super-conductive magnetic infindibulator. Shall I explain how it works?
BThe Brain
I'm sure I will. By using the infindibulator to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse, we will produce a magnetic charge from the centre of the Earth so strong that every person who has loose change in their pockets will be magnetically drawn to the ground and stuck there.
[shaking the Brain's hand] E-gad Brain, brilliant - uh-oh, no wait, what if they take off their pants?
BThe Brain
[surprised] Then we'll have to take over the world quickly. Every item we need is here in the lab save one; the infindibulator. I know where we can get one. The farmer's almanac.
[They grab a big, blue book which lands on top of them and they climb off the book]
Hrmmmmgh! [looks at the book and the Brain kicks him to the page] Thanks! [The Brain climbs up the book and they walked off. On top of the book it reads, BUILD YOUR OWN INFINDIBULATOR!] Ah, here we are. Build your own infindibulator with things you have 'round the home. Only 99 thousand dollars. (gasps) 99 thousand dollars! NARF! Ooh, where we gonna get that, Brain?
AQAlex Quebec
Beep! Sorry Matilda, that's incorrect! How much did you wager? [screen pans to a host holding a microphone and Matilda, a woman with glasses and a pink shirt, is crying] All of it? Oh that's too bad because you could have won 99 thousand dollars.
[Pinky and the Brain looked at TV]
BThe Brain
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
BThe Brain
The money, Pinky. I can go on that show and win the money for the infindibulator!
Egad, Brain! Oh no, but the questions on Gyp-Parody are incredibly hard. I mean, you'd have to get every single one right.
BThe Brain
Quiz me. Ask me anything.
[A drram cloud appears with a pie]
NARF! Eh, okay. What is pie?
BThe Brain
The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter having a value of 8 decimal places of 3.14159265. But ask me something difficult, Pinky.
Uh, he, uh, NARF! Oh, OKAY! What Ralph Kramden says "Bang! Zoom!"
BThe Brain
I told you to stop saying that. [grabs the pencil and whacks him. The pencil lands on Pinky] I don't care who says that.
Ralph Kramden. [jumps out of the pencil] Tada! [bows]
BThe Brain
[grabs Pinky's tail] We must prepare. [carries Pinky and walks away]
[Pinky pulls the left shoelace and The Brain pulls on the right shoelace on a shoe and they tied a knot]
BThe Brain
That does it. I'm going in. [goes inside of the shoe. Pinky tries to run, but his tail gets stuck on the shoelace. A robot wears a suit, some shoes and a red bow tie. His head pops up of the suit] Honey, I'm home.
Yeh heh heh heh. I liked your funny joke, Brain.
BThe Brain
I am not devoid of humor. Prepare for departure.
[The Brain slides down, sits on a chair, pulls the three levers and his head pops out of the suit. The machine begins to start, but Pinky's tail gets stuck on the shoe and steps on him. Pinky climbs up to a pocket and his head pops out]
BThe Brain
[comes out of ACME LABS and walks down the sidewalk] Taxi. Taxi. [a Taxi stops and the machine walks in. Yakko, Wakko and Dot run away from Ralph] A television station, please.
[A Taxi Driver turns a car window and turns to the Brain]
TDTaxi Driver
[turns a car window and turns to the Brain] You got it! Woah, hey h-heh if you don't mind me asking, bub, uh, what happened to your head?
BThe Brain
Nothing. I am a mouse in a large mechanical suit.
TDTaxi Driver
Heh heh heh heh, okay, alright, my bad for asking, right?
[The Taxi went to the game show]
BBrain
Do you realize what we will do with this pollen, Pinky?
BBrain
[sarcastically] Yes, that's it, we'll open a boutique and sell ladies clothing and pollen.
Egad, Brain, what fun! I like this idea, I do!
[Last lines]
BBrain
Would you stop please? I'm trying to concentrate on the next plan for tomorrow night.
Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
[remembers] Oh, yeah. Try to take over the world. Right.
They're dinky. They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!
BBrain
I have calculated every ingredient necessary to become a country music megastar. Read me the list, Pinky.
Nice, Brain! Working class values.
BBrain
I enjoy beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.
A name consisting of not less than three words.
BBrain
From now on, I shall be Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.
And a height of at least six feet.
BBrain
A...Drat. There must be some way to increase my height.
Hmm. Let me think. [hits his own head]
BBrain
Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.
Beat it, ya mouse! You're ruining my cameo.
Your cameo? Hey, what about our cameo, huh?
Ah, quit your whining over there!
Hey, who you tellin' to quit whinin'?
BBobby
She's talkin' to you.
BBobby
Yeah, ya are. Now, quit it!
I'm not whinin', you're whinin'.
SSquit
Are we getting paid?
BBrain
Come, Pinky! Let us return to the story!
So 'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house.
Some creatures was stirring.
Including a mouse! [points at Pinky and the Brain]
BBrain
Tonight, my dear Pinky, our plan is unfurled, we'll steal Santa's sleigh and take over the world!
Brain, you're a genius, you simply astound me! [accidentally hits Brain with a sack he's carrying knocking him off the tower] Narf! Brain's going to pound me.
Egad, Brain, Amazin'! I get it! You shrink all the TV’s and everyone will get all squinty-eyed.
BBrain
Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, wait, no, what if we want to use a plan that works?
Oh, well that’s different then, innit?
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