[Open on The Himilayas. Triumphant music plays in the background]
The Himalayas. The largest mountains on the face of the Earth. [Fade to an "Up this way" sign, outside Mt. Gesundheit] And here, high atop Mt. Gesundheit, lives the wisest creature in the world. The great Wally Llama, knower of all that is knowable. People from all over the globe seek his advice, for there is no question he does not have an answer to.
So, you see, Miss MacLaine, there is no way you could have been Kaye Ballard in another life. She is a Winter, and you are definitely an Autumn.
It's true! There is no question you don't know the answer to. Oh, thank you, Wally Llama. [kissing Wally Llama on the lips] Mmm . [skips away]
Huh, boy, what a dumb question. Phew! [goes back inside his temple. He puts a "Closed" sign on his door] All day long questions, questions. I'm sick of questions! I will answer no more questions today. [goes into his meditation room. He sits down on his cushion, pulling on a rope. A T.V. set pops up. He watches a Western, sighing]
[Outside the temple, The Warner Siblings are walking up the stairs to The Temple of Wally Llama. They sit down on a step, tired, exhausted, panting]
Phew. That's worse than sweating to the oldies.
But not as annoying.
True, no Richard Simmons.
[Dot pants. Wakko Eats snow, then turns to see The Temple of Wally Llama]
Hey, there it is! The temple of Wally Llama!
C'mon!
[The Warner Siblings run up to the doors. Yakko rings the doorbell]
Wow. Just think, siblings, soon we'll know the answer to the most important question in the whole wide world.
[Wakko Eats more snow. Yakko rings the doorbell]
Go away! [all Warner Siblings sniff themselves and shrug. Yakko rings the doorbell again] I said, "Go away"! I am missing Baywatch.
But we have a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very- [Yakko jabs him with his elbow] important question to ask you.
I'm sick of questions! Everybody always wants to ask me a question. [mockingly] "Oh, Wally Llama, I have a question". "Oh, Wally Llama, why is this?" "Why is that?" [angrily] No! I am not answering anymore questions today!
How come?
That's a question! And I'm not answering it. So there! [slams door]
[Yakko rings doorbell]
This is fun!
WHAT?!
[The Warner Siblings put on a slide show]
Oh, great Llama, we have journeyed 8,000 miles through rain, sleet, and snow.
I got sick in Phoenix.
We humbly request that you answer our one, tiny, ever-so-important question.
Well... [angrily shouting, blowing Dot away] NO! [slams door]
Our new friend.
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