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S1 E12

Animaniacs · Season 1, Episode 12

Papa Bear, Yakko and others in “Garage Sale of the Century/West Side Pigeons”

[After the auction, Papa Bear sees through Yakko's disguise and pulls off his fake moustache]

PBPapa Bear

You!

Who?

PBPapa Bear

Get outta here!

OOld lady

[offscreen] That's him, Officer!

[Papa Bear turns to see the old lady, a policeman, and an angry mob of angry customers]

PPoliceman

[angrily] These people tell me you won't give 'em refunds.

PBPapa Bear

[trying to lie] But, Officer, I've given all my profits to charity. I have no money! [Wakko uses the garage door opener. Money, cash registers, and a piggy bank fall out of his shirt; laughs nervously]

OOld lady

[to the angry mob] Get the money!

[The angry mob of angry customers, Batman, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, and Dizzy Devil rush towards Papa Bear and beat him up, taking all of their money back. Papa Bear picks up a penny. The old lady takes the penny and sticks her tongue out at him, then leaves]

PBPapa Bear

[cries] I'm penniless, broke, nothing!

[holding out a quarter and a penny] Say, how'd you like to make twenty-six cents?

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