Ralph quotes from Animaniacs

[nervously] Please, tell our honored new investors this party is our way of saying welcome, and, heh heh heh, [in a Western accent] you're A-O.K., partner. Ha ha ha ha.

[to Mr. Kato and other Japanese investor, in a Japanese accent] Yoko so, soshite anat wa A-O.K., partner. ("Welcome, And you're A-O.K., partner.")

[still nervous] Heh heh heh.

Ahem. Dr. Scratchensniff is arriving with The Warner Brothers.

[praying] Please, let those kids behave. I want my money. I want my money.

Uh... [points to Dr. Scratchensniff and the Warner Siblings]

Mr. Chairman, may I present, the Warner Brothers!

Dot

Addendum-the Warner Sister.

[bowing] How do you do?

[in a Japanese accent] Gokigen ikaga desuka? ("How are you?")

[to Mr. Kato and second Japanese investor, in a Japanese accent] Tokyo wa totemo omoshiroi tokuro desu ne. ("Tokyo is an extremely interesting place, isn't it?")

Mr. Kato

[to Yakko, in a Japanese accent] Zehi irashite kudesai. ("Please, go there.")

[to Mr. Kato and second Japanese investor, in a Japanese accent] Mada iki basho ga areba ne. ("If there's still a place to go, eh?")

I'm balled over. That was good. You kids got it. You got that special zingy thing. That thing that only comes from here. [points at Yakko's chest]

That's just a spaghetti stain.

See, that's funny. You're wack-o!

No. [grabs Wakko] This is Wakko.

You're funny!

No, I'm Yakko. And, that's Dot.

Dot

[painting "The Scream"] Have we met before?

[crazy voice] Oh! I love these kids! They are so funny! Sweet kids who look like puppies! Flamiel! [normal voice] Where're you kids going?

Gen Murray's house?

You kids are gonna be in my movie.

[to audience] Movie?

Who are you talking to?

Wakko

The people watching on TV.

Peoples? What peoples? [crazy voice] Hello, nice people in the TV! [normal voice] Hey! I don't see any...where'd they go? Ah, there you are! [crazy voice] Nice kids, we're with the movie gonna do a thing!

Duh! Where are they?

[shuts the door] Okay, Mr. Penzoil Head, you talked us into it. We'll do your movie.

[crazy voice] Oh. You'll do! The mov...! You'll do the! Happy! I am! So much! Oil!

[to audience] Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Dot

[after Ralph who's dressed as Santa Claus crashes through their ceiling] He was dressed all in furs with a glaze in his eyes, 'cuz the fall knocked him silly

[dazed] Duh, happy Easter you guys!

Wakko

His face how it twinkled, his dimples how merry.

Dot

His cheeks were like roses.

[pointing at Ralph's stomach sticking out his shirt] His gut that was scary!

I claim this statue in the name of Gulf and Western.

I claim it in the name of Rupert Murdoch.

Uh, by gad, sir. I claim it in the name of Matsu...I mean, Mateshootie...uh...for Seagram's.

Ah, I've got it. The mink is working for Fox, the pair of legs is working for Paramount, and the guy who needs rehearsal's working for Universal!

Dot

[dryly] Thank you, Dr. Seuss.

Hello, Nurse!

Uh...

Dot

I am NOT Trying to be annoying.

[in Spanish accents] AI!

Duh!

[in Spanish accents]

Oy, Macadamia!

Narf!

[in Spanish accents]

Dot

[in her Spanish accent] Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

Oy, Macadamia!

Yes!

Dot

Don't hate me because I'm cute!

Ow!

Skippy

Spew!

Bacawk!

Slappy

[spoken] I don't get it. What's the joke?

Uh...

Uh...

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