Roger quotes from American Dad!

Roger

You know what grenadine turns cold cola into? Roy Rogers! You know what grenadine turns warm cola into? You tell ME when I throw it in your face!

Roger

And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.

Roger

I'm feeling happy already, I am on a lot of prescription pills though.... is that a story? ... no its an addiction.

Roger

Hey, F-Bombs!

Roger

There he is! You owe me big, Mr. Hard Time. Who gotcha two more months of goofin' around? (points to himself): I did, is who. (walks towards an increasingly pissed-off Stan): Get inside this hu--(Stan decks Roger in the face before he can finish his sentence).

Roger

Great I'll put it on the dvd extras along with the musicologist touching you in the bath.

Roger

No I'm totally kidding! (to Stan) At least I think I'm kidding, I left him alone with her for half an hour while I took a nap.

Roger

You got the gift? (reads label) Oh, from Landon's de-lovely!

Roger

Ze boy is to die first! (cuts Steve's chest)

Roger

They do not have dessert here, but I brought a bag of Chips Ahoy. I was keeping them in the cooler so the chocolate chips wouldn't melt but the water soaked through the bag.

Roger

Spoiler alert, the sweet potatoes SUCK! How'd you get the sweet out of the potatoes, Frannie?

Roger

Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

Roger

Oh, my God! The homeless guy from the bus station is hung (Pause) But I knew that.

Roger

Alright someone call Mel Gibson and apologize and then call Tim Robbins and tell him I banged Susan Sarandon, he'll know what it means.

Roger

*Gasp* I dropped my meatball in the pool