An above ground sprinkler on the front lawn! No sir! What's next, prostitutes rising out of the ground and spitting all over our lawns? Well not in my neighborhood!
“Roy Rogers McFreely” · Season 4, Episode 12
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Roger (1)
Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway and I just wanted to enjoy it for a while.
You know what grenadine turns cold cola into? Roy Rogers! You know what grenadine turns warm cola into? You tell ME when I throw it in your face!
Hayley (after revealing a Ghostbusters 2 tattoo on her chest): I gotta stop smoking salvia at the body paint shop.
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