Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.
“Rapture's Delight” · Season 5, Episode 9
In this episode: Roger (4), Stan Smith (1)
Oh, my God! The homeless guy from the bus station is hung (Pause) But I knew that.
Alright someone call Mel Gibson and apologize and then call Tim Robbins and tell him I banged Susan Sarandon, he'll know what it means.
RRRicky The Raptor
Hi kids, I'm Ricky The Raptor here to tell you about the Rapture.
*Gasp* I dropped my meatball in the pool
JJesus
Ah, an alien. One of my father's side projects.
TBTerry Bates
You may notice that my partner Greg isn't here. That's because he was Raptured. Apparently, God does love gays but only if they're "tops". Take it in the behind, you get left behind.
We can't use the open road. It's too dangerous.
JCJesus Christ
What if we journey through Sector 16?
Sector 16? The perfect man just proposed the perfect way to die.
JCJesus Christ
Fine. What about Sector 35?
Sector 35 makes Sector 16 look like Sector 48!
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