Stan Smith quotes from American Dad!

Stan

It was the best day of my life. Until it was not that... at all.

Stan

Am I out of my mind...or am I out of my socks?

Stan

I've been sitting here like a dry-throated bitch, you duke fiend.

Stan

Roger, what the hell is... [sees that Roger's room has become a gym] Holy cow, you really do have a gym up here.

Stan

It's about time the hunter who became the huntee becomes the hunter,… again.

Stan

[whistles] Here, Dixie Cup!

Stan

Easy, girl. Easy.

Stan

[to the home audience] You better be good, boys and girls, or I'll beat you until blood's comin' from your ears and your eyes and your mouth. Merry Christmas! And from your ass.

Stan

Roger, Who guys are you to say that happened.

Stan

And then, he.

Stan

What’s that smell?

Stan

Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost me $7! [walks up to the mini bar, which is riddled with cash] Oh. He left money. Well, I can't be mad about-- Wait! That's my money!

Stan

Honey? Where's my morning B.J.? [Francine is not in bed with him] I have to get my own breakfast juice? [gets out of bed] Some Christmas.

Stan

So this is that Lance guy you are so gay for.

Stan

[easing a gun past Hayley towards "Jeff"] Hayley, cover your ears. Daddy's going to make a bang.

Stan

[detailing the Swedish fish in the tank] Their usual habitat is a bag at 7-Eleven.