So this is that Lance guy you are so gay for.
“A Star is Reborn” · Season 12
In this episode: Stan Smith (1), Roger (1)
I'd have to be a cold-blooded sociopath not to put on this boy and walk him around the block
(Stan and Francine have been dumped in the ocean by Lance's widow. Francine wakes up and sees Stan half-asleep and about to drown)
Stan (half-asleep): Uh, thank you for electing me the mayor of Circuit City. (as he sinks): I will not disappoint you...
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