GDGuard Demon
Up and at 'em, people! Eveyone out of your cages. [Finn and Jake are released] My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so...
Whoa, wait! You're letting us go?
GDGuard Demon
I mean... yeah, but not really. You're in the Nightosphere, so... [shrugs]
[holds up cellphone and charger] Is there an outlet somewhere for this?
GDGuard Demon
Ah ha ha... Hahahahahahaha!!
Hey, c'mon! Just tell us how we can get back to our world!
GDGuard Demon
You can't leave the Nightosphere. Not unless he lets you.
FJFinn/Jake
Marceline's Dad...
GDGuard Demon
Yeah, that's Hunson Abadeer. He runs this place.
[cut to a plaque under the statue reading "HUNSON ABADEER: OUR GREAT LEADER IS WITH US FOR ALL ETERNITY" with a large caterpillar-like demon running through between the statue's legs]
Hunson Abadeer? [giggles] Alright.
Well, dude, how do we talk to him?
GDGuard Demon
You can't just talk to the boss. You gotta make an appointment.
Yeah, but we don't even know why we're here!
[holds up a banana] And what's up with this?!
GDGuard Demon
Ugh. Oh! Oh, oh, sick! You touched that stuff?! [beat, flies off] Later, fools.
[a demon steps forward]
D1Demon #1
Uh... me, my lord "Aberdeer."
What do you desire, cowering spec? Pain? Pleasure? Or... weird punishment?
D1Demon #1
Uh... pleasure.
No, weird punishment! [zaps Demon #1, bananas come out of his mouth] And what do you desire? P, P, or WP?
Okay. [zaps Demon #2, half his body disappears]
D3Demon #3
Uh... I'm just gonna go.
You sure, dude? Don't you want abs?
D3Demon #3
Yeah, gimme abs!
[Marceline turns Demon #3's face into a six-pack, then laughs evilly]
[looks around] Who's the Teller? That guy?
BDBoat Demon
Okay, bozos, [whacks a demon with his oar] make room, make room! Make room!
BDBoat Demon
Scooch over, fatty.
DDemon
I can't, dude! This outbox is packed tighter than my tummy tunnel when I can't make brown on the camping trips... because of my anxieties and I have IBS also. [gets hit with oar] Ow!
Hey, guy! Are you the Teller?
BDBoat Demon
No. No, no, this is the line to meet the Teller.
[hits his head] No, man, are you for real?! How long's the wait?!
BDBoat Demon
I don't know. I just like to row around on top of their heads.
[holds up the banana] Hey, do you know about this?
BDBoat Demon
I... ew, no. Ehh... sick.
Why do we need to see the Teller anyway? We just wanna see Hunson Abadeer and find out what happened to us.
BDBoat Demon
The Teller will get you in touch with Hunson Abadeer. We got systems down here. You gotta swim the proper channels, ya know?
DDemon
Yous ain't special! Yous gotta wait just like the rest of yous! ..Us.
Ugh... Where's the line start?
BDBoat Demon
Oh... I dunno. The thing sorta governs itself.
