Up and at 'em, people! Eveyone out of your cages. [Finn and Jake are released] My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so...
Whoa, wait! You're letting us go?
I mean... yeah, but not really. You're in the Nightosphere, so... [shrugs]
So... what?
[holds up cellphone and charger] Is there an outlet somewhere for this?
Ah ha ha... Hahahahahahaha!!
Hey, c'mon! Just tell us how we can get back to our world!
You can't leave the Nightosphere. Not unless he lets you.
Marceline's Dad...
Yeah, that's Hunson Abadeer. He runs this place.
[cut to a plaque under the statue reading "HUNSON ABADEER: OUR GREAT LEADER IS WITH US FOR ALL ETERNITY" with a large caterpillar-like demon running through between the statue's legs]
Hunson Abadeer? [giggles] Alright.
Well, dude, how do we talk to him?
You can't just talk to the boss. You gotta make an appointment.
Yeah, but we don't even know why we're here!
[holds up a banana] And what's up with this?!
Ugh. Oh! Oh, oh, sick! You touched that stuff?! [beat, flies off] Later, fools.
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