Flame Princess quotes from Adventure Time

I thought Finn was a stand-up guy, you know? But he basically betrayed me. Why do people even have secrets? It's like that in the Fire Kingdom, too. Everyone is all deceitful and Shakespeare. But out here doesn't seem any different. Why do I have to feel like this?

Excellent! You have indeed proven yourself! Any prince ruthless enough to kill his own buffoon would make an excellent boyfriend!

Yeah..!

For my evil daughter!

WHAAAAAT?!?!

You know, on second thought... we're not really each other's types.

We're... what?

I changed my mind. I don't like you.

You... [transforms again to her enraged form] WHAT?!

[terrified] Uh, nothing. [uses Fake Finn to pick himself up] Bye, Flambo! [runs for his life]

You...! What's wrong with me, huh!? You don't like me!?

Finn

I like you!

What's wrong with you!!?

Don't ever mess with me again!

Finn

Who was that?

Jake

The princess of the Fire Kingdom.... [Finn looks out, back]

Finn

Dude... I think I have a crush.

Finn, even if we like each other, we're going to hurt each other.

Finn

No! We don't have to! I can take it! I- I mean... can't we try?

You would defy nature for me?

Finn

Uhh, yeah.... whatevs.

Bye, Finn. (she leaves the Goblin Kingdon)

Furnius and Torcho!

Hello, uncle.

Arrest the executioners. I thought I had you two extinguished.

You cannot quench the flames of revenge.

You snuffed out our father to become king!

Oh, yeah. [Laughs]. Take them to the punishment room.

Finn

What was that?

Jake

He was saying "evil, evil, evil" over and over again.

Finn

Yeah, I-I heard.

Jake

Oh, I wasn't sure if you heard, 'cause he was whispering.

Finn

Yeah. I heard.

Ugh, he's so annoying.

Jake

I was just trying to help!

Oh, not you, Jake, my dad. I always catch him whispering stuff into my ear while I'm not paying attention. He keeps saying I'm evil. [Finn stands up on the table]

Finn

Whoa! You best not be believing that whack bunk. I bet he's trying to make your life bad so you'll think you're evil. But you're really not!

How can I know for sure?

Finn

..Dungeons.

What?

Finn

Let's have a good time in a dungeon or something. That always clears my head and reminds me of what's what.

And... that'll make me good?

Finn

No, that'll show you not to worry so much, 'cause you're already good... in here. [taps his chest looking for his heart]

Okay... yeah! Let's do it!

Finn

Dungeons!

Dungeons!

Finn

Okay, this guy's too big to intimidate, but I have a plan. First, you shoot some fire at that rope. The chandelier falls, distracts the monster. We run in—element of surprise.

Wow.

Finn

You ready?

Yeah. [Finn walks, stops]

Finn

Before we go in, how good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire?

Uh, what?

Finn

Like on a scale of one to a hundred, how good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire at a rope fifty feet away?

Uh...

Finn

Scale of one to a hundred.

[pause] 42.

Finn

[out loud] 42?!

Well, I don't know. I never rated myself.

Finn

No, that's cool. That's cool. Just try and hit that rope.

Ice King

Oh, man! Times! I call times! [encases himself in a larger version of his head, whimpers]

It's only okay if the person who's making the fun is someone that I'm [punches off nose] cool with.

Ice King

We're totes cool! I-I-I'm Ice King!

[continues punching parts off] And they do it in a respectful and knowing way!

Ice King

Respect? I got all kinds of respect! [she lands down]

Oh, yeah? [a moving snow bear approaches behind her] Then what's with that stupid, smirky face?

Ice King

Smirk? Why, I smirk when I'm nervous.

Ugh, bear hug!! [crushes her]

WHAAAH!!! [cools down, Finn gasps]

Ice King

And also when I'm about to win! [cackles] Boo-yah! And I didn't even get to test out my new fireproof grundies.

Finn

Put it away, man! You didn't win nothin'!

Hey, Finn.

Cinnamon Bun

Make way for the Princess!

Finn! What brings you here?

Finn

Special delivery for Cinnamon Bun.

Who's this?

Bun Bun

I'm Bun Bun. Are you a chipmunk?

No...

Finn

[whispering to Cinnamon Bun] Bubblegum made her from your spare parts. She's supposed to be your squire or whatever.

Cinnamon Bun

[amazed] My squire?

Is something wrong with your coals?

Finn

Well, they're fine. It's just... [takes a breath] When we broke up, I said sorry but I didn't fully understand exactly what I did wrong. I get it now. I shouldn't have manipulated you. That was a really, really messed up thing to do and I'm truly sorry.

[sees how much Finn has grown up] You've grown up a lot, man. [beat] I forgive you.

Finn

Awesome. [makes fun of eating his coals]

[chuckles]

Finn

Rap Bear.

What happened?

(groans) My son and I were having Sunday dinner. We were lightly rapping back and forth. It turned into a rap battle. He threw out rhyme after rhyme. I couldn't keep up.

Finn

You got beat by your own son?

Are his rap powers that much greater than yours?

Yes. Why are you asking about my son?

Finn

Flame Princess is going up against him one on one in a freestyle battle.

(gasps) That kid will take you apart. He rapped my legs off.