The goblins have suffered long enough, Xergiok!
Shush! You guys can't live without me, right?
GGoblins
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Owowowowow!
You got problems, man.
S2 E14The Silent King
S2 E15The Real You
Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything!!
Whoa, bud, are you okay?
Oh, Jake... I'm better than okay! I know exactly how to impress the Princess.
More spit bubbles?
No, no. Those spit bubbles were as fragile as my old perception of reality. But wait. Maybe you're onto something. I could show the Princess bubbles the likes of which no one has ever seen!!
And how will you do that?
I'll start with a solid bulleted list!
Ladies and gentlemen—and Princess... I'm here to talk about multidimensional bubbles! But I am not just going to talk about blowing bubbles — I'm going to blow... your... minds.
Hmm?
This is a bubble blower of my own design. With this, you can blow bubbles in different dimensions.
[he sets the device to two and blows out a flat, depthless bubble]
This two-dimensional bubble casts a one-dimensional shadow.
[he sets the device from two to three and blows out a normal bubble]
A three-dimensional bubble casts a two-dimensional shadow.
[he sets the device from three to four, blows out what appears to be a projection of a four-dimensional tesseract]
A fourth-dimensional bubble casts a three-dimensional shadow. It is beyond comprehension! Beyond space! Beyond time!
Finn, that would mean you've created—
Yes—A BLACK HOLE!!! [everything starts to getting sucked into the hole]
WHOOAAHH!! [grabs a pole and stretches himself to another pole, holding the screaming crowd]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!! [Jake grabs him and pulls him into the group with Bubblegum] Whoa!
Finn!! Do something!!
It's okay. I'm sure the solution is on my bulleted... LIST!! [the list gets sucked into the hole] Don't worry. I have EVERYTHING under control.
UNDER CONTROL?! My guests are terrified!
YES!! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland!! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this NDE is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess?! We were all BORN TO DIE!!
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL US ALL?!?
No, of course not! I'm trying to give you the GREATEST CONFERENCE EVER!!!
Finn... you've gone insane!
What?! No way, I'm like the smartest guy in Ooo, thanks to these glasses.
Glasses? Finn... take those off. You're not yourself!
But—
[cries] Please!! I need the real you!
S2 E16Guardians of Sunshine
[after losing to Sleepy Sam again in "Guardians of Sunshine" game]
Argh!! Every time!! BMO, this game is the worst! If we were really inside that game, man, we would crush Sleepy Sam, breezily — with my mitts.
BBMO
Oh, no! It's much more dangerous than you think.
Whoa, whoa, wait!
Beemo, is there a way for us to get in the game for real?
BBMO
Yes, of course, Jake. [opens compartment with a red button] If I push this button—
[Jake presses BMO's button repeatedly to no avail. BMO moves Jake's hand aside]
BBMO
If I push this button, you will both be dangerously transported into my main-brain-game-frame, where it is very dangerous.
Oh, man! Oh, BMO! You gotta let us in that game!
BBMO
No! It's a far-too-dangerous incredible adventure for you. That's final.
[beat] Oh... okay, BMO. Welp, time for bed!
Finn?
Time for bed. [elbows him] Right, Jake?
Oh, right! Heh-heh. G'night, BMO. [BMO looks at them suspiciously] Time for bed.
[Scene changes into later that night, showing Finn and Jake sneaking back into the main room of their treehouse. Jake slips the blanket off of a sleeping BMO and opens the compartment where the button to transport Finn and Jake is. Finn graps a feather out of his mouth and hands it to Jake. Jake then tickles the button to try to get BMO to slam it. BMO grunts a few times and then slams the red button down, which releases electricity from BMO, transporting Finn and Jake (who are screaming in surprise and fear) into Guardians of Sunshine. The art style changes into a 3D polygonal look and Finn and Jake are transformed into pixel versions of themselves]
We're in the game!
Look! There's the sunshine we gotta protect! [points to the sun in the video game] And there's a hole we're supposed to go down! [points to a cave] And there's you...doing whatever you're doing. [points to Finn]
I'm looking at my bits! My leg is math!
Mmm. That sunshine feels good. Feels good all over!
No wonder all the monsters in this game want to get their grubby mitts on it! Let's go kick their digital bootays!
[sniffs] Hey, what stinks? Smells like...
Pit!!
[camera pans out to show a stretching virtual lava pit]
Looks a mite bigger inside the game.
Jumping over this pit is easy, remember? We can do this backwards with our eyes closed. [leaps backwards into the pit] AHH!! I'M BURNING!!
JAAAAAAAAKE!!!! [a starting jingle is heard]
[chuckles] What, man?
Wha?! Jake, what the shank?!
Check it out — extra lives.
You still have two left! [Jake falls laughing into the pit again]
AHH-HA!! OW!! IT BURNS!! OW!! AHH-HA!!
[Jake's life icons are reduced to one]
Jake!!
[reappears] Doo do-do-doo!
Dude, what if losing all your lives in here makes you die in real life? Or worse?!
That makes me just want to sit here and feel bad.
No way, man! We're gonna cross that hole with real-world grit! Come on!
Fire pit, Bouncy Bee, Hunny Bunny - they're supposed to be the easy parts. They're all hard as butts! Sleepy Sam is gonna be the ultimate butt-kicker.
Look, Finn. The most important thing to remember is that I still have one giant coin.
Man, get ahold of your brains. We need to stay alert for Sleepy Sam.
(points ahead) Hey, that's him right there.
(Sleepy Sam is seen sitting away from Finn and Jake with its back turned.)
Get down!
(The two sit in prone position to stay out of sight.)
What's he doing? He's probably trying to psych me out.
(Finn gazes at his trusty mitts before emboldening himself and crawling toward Sleepy Sam.)
I'm gonna break you, Sam. When I'm done, they'll call you...Stinky Sam... stupid frog.
(Sleepy Sam continues to sit idly by. Finn gets to his feet and raises his hand, preparing to punch him. However, once he gets close, Sam unleashes a screeching shriek! Finn yells as he is blown back.)
M-m-m-my mitts didn't w-work.... (huffs) Come on, help me punch him!
Okay!
(Jake pushes Finn toward the still-shrieking Sam, but as he gets close, he is subsequently eaten - and pooped out - losing his second life. Finn respawns, and Sam shrieks again, blowing Jake into Finn's arms.)
Let's get out of here, man! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
S2 E17Death in Bloom
Time to lay down, beautiful buddy.
Yeah. Time to make sleepies! [focus on the dead charred Princess Plant]
Ahh. ..We killed it, man!
I know!!
Okay... all we gotta do is go to the Land of the Dead and reclaim the flower's soul from Death before Bubblegum returns.
[beat] Okay.
[enters] Excuse me, but did you all say "Land of the Dead"?
[Jake hides plant under pillow] Oh, what?! Oh— uh... yeah.
I can take you.
Really?
Certainly, Finn. For a small price, which we can discuss later. Take my hands, gentlemen. [Finn and Jake each hold Peppermint Butler's hands facing a corner between two walls] Stare into where the two walls meet. Now slowly... cross your eyes. Do it, fools!
[Finn and Jake cross their eyes and the corner divides into two, creating a portal in between]
The portal opens! Say hi to Death for me if you see him. He lives in a castle made of light.
Uhh... okay.
Thanks, Peppermint Butler.
And don't drink the— [portal closes] water...
I don't see anyone. I guess you double-killed them with that avalanche.
Heh... Awesome.
Now we just gotta cross that river.
River! [descending steps] Man, I'm so thirsty! My mouth's still all dusty!
SSkull
[seen beside steps] Yes...
WAHH!!
SSkull
Drink the water.
Whoa... okay, Jake—don't drink the water.
Come on! I'm so thirsty!
Dude! That skull wants you to drink the water! It's bad water!
SSkull
Don't drink the water.
See? That's means good, right? Yup! [cannonballs into river]
Jake? [Jake emerges out and stares at Finn] Jake, why are you making stupid face?
Who's Jake?
Dang it, I knew that water was junk!
SSkull
Tricked again by the river of forgetfulness!! [crushed by Finn's left foot]
Jake!! Get out of that water right now!!
Hey! I don't know who you are, mister, but I don't like your attitude. [Finn pauses for a beat; cut to him dragging Jake] Help! Somebody!
S2 E18Susan Strong
Susan Strong, this is where you belong
Hangin' with me on a fallen tree
Do you think you deserve this to live up here on the surface?
I think you do, and I think your friends do, too.
How long have you lived in the darkness?
I just want to show you the light
Because you're a human just like me, Susan
And I want you in my life.
Susan Strong
You turn my heart on.
S2 E19Mystery Train
I’m blind on my birthday!
[takes off the orange blindfold off Finn] Surprise!
[examines the "surprise"] Orange blindfold? That is a surprise!
What do you think, Dr. Donut? Any clues?
DDr. Donut
[touches Mr. Candycane's skull] Hmm... I think it was the guy would screamed, "I'm gonna kill you." [all passengers murmur indistinctly]
CCColonel Candycorn
Uh— no, no! I-it-it wasn't me, I swear!
Passengers, passengers! I don't think it was Colonel Candycorn.
CCColonel Candycorn
Oh, well, well, thank you.
No! In murder mysteries, it's never the first person you think of — never ever.
MKMarshmallow Kid
So, who do you think it is?
[turns to Colonel] Colonel, do you have any enemies on this train?
CCColonel Candycorn
Well, uh... well, just one. And his or her name is...
[the train enters another tunnel and fades to black; a skeleton of Colonel Candycorn is shown with many passengers screaming]
See?! I knew it wasn't him! But now we need to figure out who his enemy is. It could be anybody.
CPCandy Person
It could even be you.
[beat] ..Yes, it could—except I didn't do it.
CPCandy Person
But... we don't know that.
[points at him] You singled me out to take suspicion off yourself. Are you Colonel Candycorn's enemy?
CPCandy Person
What? No! I was just trying to join in on the conversation!
Suspect numero uno!
[the train enters yet another tunnel with the Candy Person's skeleton shown upon exiting the tunnel. Finn gasps]
Rat traps! I really thought I was on to something.
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