Adventure Time Season 2 quotes

Welcome, Finn.

Finn

Huh? [a hand removes potato bag off his head, spits out a potato] Untie me so I can beat you with that sack! [the man reveals himself; he gasps] You're that—

Yes, the charismatic stranger from last night! Also... [reveals to be three tiny people] the grandmaster of the gnomes!

Hup! Hup! Hup! [more gnomes circle around Finn]

And... ruler of the Beneathaverse! [spotlight illuminates and reveals a large underground chamber with large machinery]

Finn

S'pretty nice. Hey, why don't you guys just untie me, and we can pretend this whole thing didn't happen.

Oh, no. I've been searching all over Ooo for the ultimate power source—a living dynamo, something that... never slows down.

Finn

Uh-oh.

And last night, I finally found—

Finn

It's me.

Yes, it's you!! You will have the great honor of powering the Upturn Overdrive!

Finn

That does what now?

It will flip over the entire world!! Then we'll be the ones on top, buddy!

Finn

THAT'S BIZONKERS!!!

Yes, but the engineering is very sound. [a group of gnomes carry up Finn]

Finn

Huh?

Your energies will be harnessed by our most advanced technology—the Cyclonic Rodentarod!

Finn

Ha! You may have captured me... Hugh! [hops over his bound wrists] —but you can't make me run! [gets shocked by a gnome with an electroprod; runs pacily] Ow!! Well... you can't make me run very fast. [gets shocked again, runs faster] Ow!! Jake's on his way to mess you guys—BWAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Jake

Fiiiinnn[pause]Fiiinnn,man where is that kid.Hold my sandwich BMO l gonna go find Finn

Jake... you have won my favor for being a completely off-the-hook party dog! AROWHH!!

Jake

Ha ha ha!

And because your gut waves please me so, I will grant you one wish. What do you want most in the world?

Jake

What do I want most? [chuckles, pauses] ..What do I want most in the world? Well... I wish Finn would stop leavin' his dirty— [gasps] FIIINN!!!! I was on his trail, and then I... got distracted!! GAAAH!! What's wrong with my brain?! Cinnamon Bun was right! I can't focus on NOTHIN'!! Party God, I wish that I could focus on finding my friend Finn!

[inhales sharply] Then your wish is my—

Jake

Wait!! Wait... Is there some kinda catch?

Uh... y-y-yes. Y-You got me. To grant your wish, I will have to fill you with the energy of a thousand partying demons. You will become so overloaded with party energy that you'll demolish everything in your path!! [blasts Jake with a beam from his mouth]

Jake

Must... find... Finn! Must... MUST... PARTY FOREVERRR!!!

Jake, what did you do to your brother?

Jake

We were just playing, and then I got outta control! I'm sorry Dad...

No son, you did good. Having no self-control makes you a tough galoot, like me!

Jake

But I don't wanna hurt nobody!

Well that's too bad kid, cos you're gonna hurt EVERYBODY.

Jake

NOOOOOOOHHHH....!!!!

"Jake! Jake, I brought someone here to see you. It's your brother! "

Jake

JERMAINE?! Are you dead??

"Naw, man! We're just dreamin' at the same time! "

Jake

Well, I'm sorry about that time I beat you up.

"Yo, that was an accident. I knew you were just horsin' off. "

Jake

But Dad, you said I'm gonna hurt everybody!

"Yeah, everybody. "

Jake

I dunno, Dad. That doesn't really help me.

"Everybody who is EVIL, Jake. Let me finish next time, hmm? Yeah? "

Finn

Crud!! I was sure we'd be safe in the Desert of Doom!

Jake

What? Whatcha saying?

Finn

THOSE are dirty tart burglars!

Jake

I think they're just dirty hobos.

Finn

No, man. They are cold-blooded tart destroyers. And we have to get them before they GET US.

Jake

Why?

Finn

They're gonna kill Princess Bubblegum by stealing our tarts!

Jake

Oh, yeah!

Hey!! Keep off them tarts!

Finn

Huh??

I said back off of them tarts! Are you an imbecile!?

Finn

But I—

[unholsters laser gun] Right the bazoobs now!!

Jake

Finn, he's got a laser gun!

Yeah! That's it, alright... Now I gotta book it to Nana's for brunch! See yous later!

Oh my Glob! What the stuff are you doing?! Why're you cutting my lumps?!

Finn

Because they're, uh.. so...

(gasp!) I knew you liked me!

Finn

No, I don't! I- I'm just stopping by because—

Just admit it, loverboy! You can't resist me! But if you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it!! WHERE'S MY RING?!?

Finn

[runs away] WAHH!!!

I know you like me, Finn! That's why you're running! Get in touch with your feelings, BABE!!

Finn

Hey, witch! Does it have to be princess hair?

No, just beautiful hair.

Finn

Well then, check THIS OUT!!

Finn

HAHAAAH!!!

Jake

HAHH!!

AHH!! You'd really give me your hair?

Finn

Sure!

[now with Finn's hair] So... how do I look?

Finn

Totally beautiful, inside and out.

Thank you, Finn. And now to use my hair for evil.

Finn

WHAT!!!?

Cos I'm evil! [cackling] What did ya want from me!? [trips, CRUNCH!!] Oh no, I think I fractured a branch....

Finn

It's the Ice King alright, and he's looking awful pleased with himself.

Jake

Uh-oh! If the Ice King's so happy, he must've stolen a princess when we weren't looking somehow! [ear-covers his mouth] That's ninja logic!

Finn

Then we gotta --

A-hem. [Finn flips a charcoal briquette into his mouth]

Finn

Hmph. We gotta save that princess! [jumps onto tor]

Jake

You got it, shino-bro! Ninja kick!

Finn

Ninja kick!

Ice King

Counter-maid, I demand medicinal attentions! Preferably those of a princessy type.

And are you checking in as a patient or a cadaver?

Ice King

Hey! I'm as healthy as TEN old men!!

[weak] Wenk... wenk...

Ice King

Hoh? Oh, oh right! My penguin, he's very, very sick. So, what time does your shift end?

Finn

Dude! Her parents are probably all full of dog-hatred from the war-times! They're gonna see you're a dog and forbid Lady from ever hanging out with you again!

Jake

...Nah. That could never happen.

Finn

You didn't think this through enough. IT COULD HAPPEN!!

Listen, I just want you to know how sorry we are about trying to eat you.

It's just that we thought we'd never get another chance. We thought humans were extinct.

Finn

Oh...

Finn

It's a brave little gnome knight!

Jake

What? That's a frog dressed up like a gnome knight!

Actually, I'm a gnome knight who was magically transformed into a frog, and then I decided to continue being a knight.

Jake

And now you're, like, attracting a mate?

NO!! I'm on the verge of death!!

Finn

"Freezed" to meet you! Hope you saved room for dessert! I'm killing you with ice cream!

Oh no! The old king — just as cruel as the last king!

Finn

Hi oh.. what? [guards enter and kneel]

O King, we beg you not to slay the old lady. [Finn turns back and they cower]

Finn

No, wait!

Don't slay me! You may keep the hot buns, Your Majesty!

I'm ready for my spanking, Mr. Xerigok Part Two.

WE'RE READY FOR OUR SPANKING, SIRE!!