Ladies and gentlemen—and Princess... I'm here to talk about multidimensional bubbles! But I am not just going to talk about blowing bubbles — I'm going to blow... your... minds.
Hmm?
This is a bubble blower of my own design. With this, you can blow bubbles in different dimensions.
[he sets the device to two and blows out a flat, depthless bubble]
This two-dimensional bubble casts a one-dimensional shadow.
[he sets the device from two to three and blows out a normal bubble]
A three-dimensional bubble casts a two-dimensional shadow.
[he sets the device from three to four, blows out what appears to be a projection of a four-dimensional tesseract]
A fourth-dimensional bubble casts a three-dimensional shadow. It is beyond comprehension! Beyond space! Beyond time!
Finn, that would mean you've created—
Yes—A BLACK HOLE!!! [everything starts to getting sucked into the hole]
WHOOAAHH!! [grabs a pole and stretches himself to another pole, holding the screaming crowd]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!! [Jake grabs him and pulls him into the group with Bubblegum] Whoa!
Finn!! Do something!!
It's okay. I'm sure the solution is on my bulleted... LIST!! [the list gets sucked into the hole] Don't worry. I have EVERYTHING under control.
UNDER CONTROL?! My guests are terrified!
YES!! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland!! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this NDE is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess?! We were all BORN TO DIE!!
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL US ALL?!?
No, of course not! I'm trying to give you the GREATEST CONFERENCE EVER!!!
Finn... you've gone insane!
What?! No way, I'm like the smartest guy in Ooo, thanks to these glasses.
Glasses? Finn... take those off. You're not yourself!
But—
[cries] Please!! I need the real you!
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