[after losing to Sleepy Sam again in "Guardians of Sunshine" game]
Argh!! Every time!! BMO, this game is the worst! If we were really inside that game, man, we would crush Sleepy Sam, breezily — with my mitts.
Oh, no! It's much more dangerous than you think.
Beemo, is there a way for us to get in the game for real?
Yes, of course, Jake. [opens compartment with a red button] If I push this button—
[Jake presses BMO's button repeatedly to no avail. BMO moves Jake's hand aside]
If I push this button, you will both be dangerously transported into my main-brain-game-frame, where it is very dangerous.
Oh, man! Oh, BMO! You gotta let us in that game!
No! It's a far-too-dangerous incredible adventure for you. That's final.
[beat] Oh... okay, BMO. Welp, time for bed!
Time for bed. [elbows him] Right, Jake?
Oh, right! Heh-heh. G'night, BMO. [BMO looks at them suspiciously] Time for bed.
[Scene changes into later that night, showing Finn and Jake sneaking back into the main room of their treehouse. Jake slips the blanket off of a sleeping BMO and opens the compartment where the button to transport Finn and Jake is. Finn graps a feather out of his mouth and hands it to Jake. Jake then tickles the button to try to get BMO to slam it. BMO grunts a few times and then slams the red button down, which releases electricity from BMO, transporting Finn and Jake (who are screaming in surprise and fear) into Guardians of Sunshine. The art style changes into a 3D polygonal look and Finn and Jake are transformed into pixel versions of themselves]
Look! There's the sunshine we gotta protect! [points to the sun in the video game] And there's a hole we're supposed to go down! [points to a cave] And there's you...doing whatever you're doing. [points to Finn]
I'm looking at my bits! My leg is math!
Mmm. That sunshine feels good. Feels good all over!
No wonder all the monsters in this game want to get their grubby mitts on it! Let's go kick their digital bootays!
[sniffs] Hey, what stinks? Smells like...
[camera pans out to show a stretching virtual lava pit]
Looks a mite bigger inside the game.
Jumping over this pit is easy, remember? We can do this backwards with our eyes closed. [leaps backwards into the pit] AHH!! I'M BURNING!!
JAAAAAAAAKE!!!! [a starting jingle is heard]
Wha?! Jake, what the shank?!
Check it out — extra lives.
You still have two left! [Jake falls laughing into the pit again]
AHH-HA!! OW!! IT BURNS!! OW!! AHH-HA!!
[Jake's life icons are reduced to one]
[reappears] Doo do-do-doo!
Dude, what if losing all your lives in here makes you die in real life? Or worse?!
That makes me just want to sit here and feel bad.
No way, man! We're gonna cross that hole with real-world grit! Come on!
Fire pit, Bouncy Bee, Hunny Bunny - they're supposed to be the easy parts. They're all hard as butts! Sleepy Sam is gonna be the ultimate butt-kicker.
Look, Finn. The most important thing to remember is that I still have one giant coin.
Man, get ahold of your brains. We need to stay alert for Sleepy Sam.
(points ahead) Hey, that's him right there.
(Sleepy Sam is seen sitting away from Finn and Jake with its back turned.)
(The two sit in prone position to stay out of sight.)
What's he doing? He's probably trying to psych me out.
(Finn gazes at his trusty mitts before emboldening himself and crawling toward Sleepy Sam.)
I'm gonna break you, Sam. When I'm done, they'll call you...Stinky Sam... stupid frog.
(Sleepy Sam continues to sit idly by. Finn gets to his feet and raises his hand, preparing to punch him. However, once he gets close, Sam unleashes a screeching shriek! Finn yells as he is blown back.)
M-m-m-my mitts didn't w-work.... (huffs) Come on, help me punch him!
(Jake pushes Finn toward the still-shrieking Sam, but as he gets close, he is subsequently eaten - and pooped out - losing his second life. Finn respawns, and Sam shrieks again, blowing Jake into Finn's arms.)
Let's get out of here, man! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
