Xergiok quotes from Adventure Time ... TV Quotes Database

Finn

The goblins have suffered long enough, Xergiok!

Xergiok

Shush! You guys can't live without me, right?

GGoblins

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Owowowowow!

Jake

You got problems, man.

S2 E14 The Silent King

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[the mysterious man starts pouring water into Finn's mouth; he wakes up and coughs]

Finn

Huh...? Where am I?

MMan

This is the rookery, where I and my bird friends dwell!

Finn

So are you like the Great Bird Man?

MMan

That's what they call me nowadays. But when I first met you Finn, and you Jake, you knew me as [suddenly, his voice rises in pitch] Xergiok, the Goblin King!!

FJFinn/Jake

Whaaa—?!

Xergiok

When we first met, I was crazy for smacking goblin hams. I was cruel, selfish, brutal. But every thing changed after I was defeated by the two of you!

Jake

So, you got some sleek new shades and now everything's different?

Xergiok

Oh, no, my change has been deep. And these whatsits are only curtains for empty windows.

[he lifts his shades and puts them back repeatedly, revealing black, empty eye sockets]

Finn

Whoa! What happened in there?

Xergiok

I miffed off a wizard and he took my eyes. [pan down to see his eyes attached to his beard] I wonder what he wanted them for. Some kind of lotion, or potion... or time-traveling spell? I'll never know! Never, ever. Never. But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change! I started meditating and doing yoga. Now I can "see" with my heart and smell with my soul.

Jake

You smell with your beard?

Xergiok

I smell with my nose!

Jake

Lame.

S5 E25 The Great Bird Man

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[Finn and Jake tiptoe into another cave; Finn trips over a rock with Jake next to a bird sleeping in its nest]

Finn

Doi!!

[Finn crashes into the bird's behind; it cries, starts flying upward and hits its head on the point of a stalactite, falls down to the ground]

Finn

Oh!

[the stalactite breaks off from the ceiling and falls onto the bird's legs; it screams]

FJFinn/Jake

Oh, crease!

Xergiok

Psychic links! Cardamom, my friend, I'm coming! I'm com— [he goes tumbling down the hill] Mother of Gob!! Hold on, Cardy! [Finn and Jake hide in the shadows] Okay, here I am, buddy. Ol' Xergy's here. [lifts the stalactite off its legs; he feels the injured leg] Let's see now— aw, dang! [inhales] Wo-o-o-o-o-ong! Wo-o-o-o-o-ong! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wong! [the injured bird's leg is now a green humanlike leg]

Finn

[hushed] Whaaat?

Jake

Shush, Chile!

Xergiok

Ah, Finn and Jake, you are here!

Finn

Where'd you learn that heal spell?

Xergiok

I use no magic. I manipulated space with a vibrational chant. You see, now the injury has transferred to me! [he lifts his leg, which is now Cardamom's broken leg] Ooh, yeah! That hurts, baby! Whoooo!! Can't you see, Jake? I love these birds more than I love myself. What am I to the deafening roar of the macrocosmos? Nothing much. Just a vessel to carry the message of friendship to y'all beasts and dirt.

Finn

Dirt?

Xergiok

Yeah, look! [picks up two handfuls of dirt] Hello, friends! Go for a ride!

S5 E25 The Great Bird Man

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