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S2 E16

Adventure Time · Season 2, Episode 16

Finn and Jake in “Guardians of Sunshine”

Fire pit, Bouncy Bee, Hunny Bunny - they're supposed to be the easy parts. They're all hard as butts! Sleepy Sam is gonna be the ultimate butt-kicker.

Look, Finn. The most important thing to remember is that I still have one giant coin.

Man, get ahold of your brains. We need to stay alert for Sleepy Sam.

(points ahead) Hey, that's him right there.

(Sleepy Sam is seen sitting away from Finn and Jake with its back turned.)

Get down!

(The two sit in prone position to stay out of sight.)

What's he doing? He's probably trying to psych me out.

(Finn gazes at his trusty mitts before emboldening himself and crawling toward Sleepy Sam.)

I'm gonna break you, Sam. When I'm done, they'll call you...Stinky Sam... stupid frog.

(Sleepy Sam continues to sit idly by. Finn gets to his feet and raises his hand, preparing to punch him. However, once he gets close, Sam unleashes a screeching shriek! Finn yells as he is blown back.)

M-m-m-my mitts didn't w-work.... (huffs) Come on, help me punch him!

Okay!

(Jake pushes Finn toward the still-shrieking Sam, but as he gets close, he is subsequently eaten - and pooped out - losing his second life. Finn respawns, and Sam shrieks again, blowing Jake into Finn's arms.)

Let's get out of here, man! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!

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