BMs. Bromwell
(talking to Chase) Is your hair natural?
(touches hair) Uh... yeah.
BMs. Bromwell
I don't believe it.
S3Zoey's Tutor
Listen, I told Chase about me and you.
What? I thought we decided we should keep it a secret.
I know, but he's my friend. You mad?
No. I hate that I have to keep lying to Lola and Quinn.
Yeah, we shouldn't have to keep secrets from our friends.
I know, it's just Chemistry.
Yeah, chemistry, which we have together.
(comes out of bush) Alright! I've heard enough!
Chase!
Chase! What were you doing in that bush?!
Hearing everything!
Look, I wanted to tell you, but I was embarrassed!
You should be embarrassed! I mean, LOGAN!
Yeah, but he's taught me so much.
Oh, God!
It's true. I mean, he really knows the stuff.
(stomps off) Oh! Oh! Ugh! Oh, God!
S3The Great Vince Blake
TMr. Toplin
[as he hands students back their history tests] I'd like to congratulate you all on your tests, which I know weren't easy. Most of you did quite well.
[to Vince] Vince, listen. I want you to know I'm not gonna turn you in for cheating.
Cool.
If... You swear not to do it anymore.
I hear ya.
Good. So, no more cheating.
No, I'm just letting you know I hear ya. I'm still gonna cheat.
[whispering to Chase] Dude! Don't irritate Vince!
TMr. Toplin
[as he gives Vince back his test] And it looks like we have a new MVP of this class. Vince Blake gets 100! [everyone cheers]
Vince can do anything!
TMr. Toplin
Nice work, Vince.
Hey, when Vince Blake does something, he always...
Vince cheated. [the whole class stares]
TMr. Toplin
What did you say?
Vince stole the answers to the test. I saw him do it.
[laughs] That's a lie.
TMr. Toplin
Chase, that's a very serious charge.
I know.
TMr. Toplin
Well, unless you have some proof, I suggest...
He snuck in here at night and took pictures of the test with his cellphone. And I bet he wasn't smart enough to delete 'em. [Vince gives him a look]
TMr. Toplin
Vince, may I see your cellphone?
I can't believe the three of you took on the whole football team!
Four of us...
Yeah, Del Figgalo helped. Sorta.
(yelling) Mark! My Mark!
You wanna beat me up? Then do it. It's not gonna change things.
FPFootball player
It'll change your face!
Touché.
They hit....
MMicheal
and punched....
and kicked....
It was a medley of pain.
Just keep your mouth shut, because we'd hate to see you get hurt.
S3Silver Hammer Society
I've been looking for you.
Yeah, I know. You're breaking up with me.
I am?
Chase, if you want to be a member, you have to pay attention.
I don't want to be a member.
Then why are you here.
I... Live here...
(gives a gift to a "Silver Hammer") This is just to let you know I'm interested.
SHSilver Hammer
Thanks, but I'm seeing someone.
But wait, wait, wait.... I didn't mean...
S3Michael Loves Lisa
If you need to speed up, just hit the red button.
But I'm scared of the red button.
Stop being a baby. (starts up the go-kart)
Hey, hey, hey! There is nothing funny about a young man with a scooter caught in his pants!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, there is.
There really is.
How'd it happen?
[to Zoey] It's her fault!
How's it my fault?!
You went and got me all excited about Lisa, then I got nervous!
You like Lisa? Aw, how cute!
Oh, it is NOT cute! I can't even talk to the girl without something like this happening!
Awwwww.
S3Zoey's Balloon
Now, tell us who's blackmailing Zoey or Princess Ablangada's gonna take a bath.
FFirewire
A bath?
In chloropeptic acid!
FFirewire
You can't do that! She's in her original packaging! (Lola turns the chair he is tied in to face Quinn and her acid) NO!!!!!
If you want to save the princess, then you'd better tell us who's blackmailing Zoey.
Help her, Firewire. You're her only hope.
(to Rebecca) Why? What did I ever do to you?
You made Chase break up with me.
No, she didn’t.
Chase broke up with you because you're a bucket of nuts.
S3Chase's Grandma
TMr. Thatcher
Is that an oatmeal raisin cookie?
Yes?
TMr. Thatcher
Gimme the cookie, and I'll let it slide. (she does, and he takes a bite of it) You are LUCKY.
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