[after Mr. Thatcher warns Lola and Quinn not to tamper with the vending machine]
[imitating Thatcher] "You are not to tamper with this machine."
"Unless you want detention."
S3Chase's Grandma
We're gonna get your arm out of that thing.
And finally, get my reduced fat Doodlecake out of there.
Will you forget about the Doodlecake?!
Um, NEVER!
[Michael's alarm clock is ringing and Lola's cellphone is going off, and they get frustrated trying to shut them off]
Hey, could you guys quiet it down a little bit?
I'm trying! This thing won't... it won't stop!
[Logan enters the room gargling, and Quinn is hitting her power drill. Chase stares at them and then...]
Okay, that's it! You people .are too loud! [he takes his computer and starts to leave]
Oh, wait! Happy birthday!
BLAH! [he walks out]
He doesn't seem too happy for a birthday boy.
S3Quarantine
Hello...
Hello...
Hello...
ATAll Three Boys
HIIIIIII!
Dustin! What happend?
I fell down a hill.
Not with you, with Mark!
STOP IT! Stop it right now! [everyone else turns to him] I can't take being locked in a room with a bunch of insane freaks! [they look at him, dumbfounded] Yeah, I called you freaks!
WE'RE freaks?! You're the one who's sitting there, [her voice gets quieter] staring at yourself in the mirror! [Logan looks at her] You're the one who's sitting there- [she puts her hand near her throat] ...My voice! I lost my voice! [everyone cheers except her]
All RIGHT!
YES, about time!
You're all so mean! [cries]
You people are disturbed!
Pretty much.
It's true, my roommate's a freak! [Quinn looks at her] Lola.
Oh.
S3Dance Contest
(listening to mp3 player) I'm just another kind of girl, and you wanna be my squirrel..
(in British accent) Oh, look, it's my gorgeous roommate, Zoey Brooks, with a bottle of Blix in her hand.
...Should I call the campus psychologist?
(talking to Gene on the phone) Hey, Gene! You wanna be in the dance contest with my friend, Zoey? She's cute and boyfriendless!
You're such an idiot. (takes the phone out of Lola's hand)
Teach me to dance, or I'll tell everyone at PCA that you both cried at the end of last year's American Idol finale.
S3Favor Chain
Why would you want a date with Logan?
Have you seen him? He's scrumptious! AND HIS ARMS! Oh, his arms! (swoons)
Go and drink your glove!
(squeals and picks up swabs) You hear that, my little cotton-topped friends? Soon, I'll be Mrs. Stacy Reese! (throws swabs and squeals)
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