TMr. Thatcher
Is that an oatmeal raisin cookie?
Yes?
TMr. Thatcher
Gimme the cookie, and I'll let it slide. (she does, and he takes a bite of it) You are LUCKY.
“Chase's Grandma” · Season 3
In this episode: Lola Martinez (3), Quinn Pensky (3), Chase Matthews (1), Zoey Brooks (1), Michael Barret (1)
[after Mr. Thatcher warns Lola and Quinn not to tamper with the vending machine]
[imitating Thatcher] "You are not to tamper with this machine."
"Unless you want detention."
We're gonna get your arm out of that thing.
And finally, get my reduced fat Doodlecake out of there.
Will you forget about the Doodlecake?!
Um, NEVER!
[Michael's alarm clock is ringing and Lola's cellphone is going off, and they get frustrated trying to shut them off]
Hey, could you guys quiet it down a little bit?
I'm trying! This thing won't... it won't stop!
[Logan enters the room gargling, and Quinn is hitting her power drill. Chase stares at them and then...]
Okay, that's it! You people .are too loud! [he takes his computer and starts to leave]
Oh, wait! Happy birthday!
BLAH! [he walks out]
He doesn't seem too happy for a birthday boy.
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