Hey, hey, hey! There is nothing funny about a young man with a scooter caught in his pants!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, there is.
There really is.
How'd it happen?
[to Zoey] It's her fault!
How's it my fault?!
You went and got me all excited about Lisa, then I got nervous!
You like Lisa? Aw, how cute!
Oh, it is NOT cute! I can't even talk to the girl without something like this happening!
Awwwww.
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