[as he hands students back their history tests] I'd like to congratulate you all on your tests, which I know weren't easy. Most of you did quite well.
[to Vince] Vince, listen. I want you to know I'm not gonna turn you in for cheating.
Cool.
If... You swear not to do it anymore.
I hear ya.
Good. So, no more cheating.
No, I'm just letting you know I hear ya. I'm still gonna cheat.
[whispering to Chase] Dude! Don't irritate Vince!
[as he gives Vince back his test] And it looks like we have a new MVP of this class. Vince Blake gets 100! [everyone cheers]
Vince can do anything!
Nice work, Vince.
Hey, when Vince Blake does something, he always...
Vince cheated. [the whole class stares]
What did you say?
Vince stole the answers to the test. I saw him do it.
[laughs] That's a lie.
Chase, that's a very serious charge.
I know.
Well, unless you have some proof, I suggest...
He snuck in here at night and took pictures of the test with his cellphone. And I bet he wasn't smart enough to delete 'em. [Vince gives him a look]
Vince, may I see your cellphone?
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