Nicole Bristow quotes from Zoey 101

Chase

(trying to scare Zoey and Nicole) Blah!

Zoey

Oh, hi, Chase!

Nicole

Hi, Chase!

Chase

What, you weren't scared?

Zoey

Why would we be scared of a magician?

Chase

A magician? No, no. I'm a vampire!

Logan

Hey, Mr. Magic!

Chase

I am a vampire! You guys wanna see my receipt for the costume?

Zoey

Maybe we should to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around.

Lola

How are we gonna do that?

Zoey

By being around them when they don't know we're around them?

Nicole

But if we are around them trying to prove it, we'll be around them, and we're girls, so they'll be around girls when we're trying to-

Lola

Maybe you should let Zoey talk.

Zoey

I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy?

Nicole

Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs.

Lola

That's 3 problems.

Nicole

2 boobs.

Zoey

We can get around those problems.

Lola

It would be the ultimate acting challenge.

Nicole

You really think you can convince Chase and Logan that you’re a guy?

Lola

Easy. Chase is gullible, and Logan’s a moron.

(running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other) Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill's on fire!

Kazu

Fire?! (He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them) No, stay back! Pull the fire alarm!

Michael

Where's the fire alarm?

Over there! (Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller)

Lola

Fire!

Logan

Oh, my goodness! (Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu)

Chase

Morning, Kazu.

Nicole

How bad was the fire?

Chase

Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA?

Michael

To go...be with her....alpaca.

Lola

Okay, how long is this gonna go on?

Nicole

Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation?

Chase

No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter.

Lola

Could this be more annoying?

Nicole

No.

Logan

Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca?

Zoey

Yeah, she sure did.

Logan

Weird.

Nicole

Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top?

Lola

And a hula skirt?

Chase

Uh-huh.

Logan

He did.

Zoey

Weirder.