When I'm acting, I'm playing a role.
So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl who's really good at biology!
That's pretty smart.
Well, I'm your tutor. I'm not supposed to say stupid stuff! [Lola laughs]
“Lola Likes Chase” · Season 2
In this episode: Chase Matthews (6), Lola Martinez (4), Zoey Brooks (1), Michael Barret (1), Logan Reese (1)
See, I told you you could do it. [Lola smiles, and laughs. He picks up a flower and gives it to her] For you.
Why are you giving me a flower?
So you can take it back to your dorm and study it.
[gives it back to him] Yeah, I don't think I want to.
Why not?
There's a spider on it.
Eah! [he drops it, and starts beating it with his tennis racket. Lola laughs, then he kicks it and she laughs some more]
Okay. Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use energy from sunlight to produce sugar. Which converts into-
You wanna go out with me?
Huh. Wow, that question had almost nothing to do with photosynthesis.
(Chase walks into the room, where Michael is listening to music on his Gio)
Michael. Michael! MICHAEL! (he takes the earbuds out of the Gio)
You interrupted tune time!
Lola asked me out!
Well, my goodness.
Yeah.
You were RIGHT to interrupt tune time.
Dude, this is serious!
I'm being serious! Lola's hot!
So, you think I should go out with her.
Sounds like a good idea to me.
Ok, who is she?
Who is who?
The girl you like.
What makes you think I like someone?
'Cause I'm smart. So, who is she? Does she go to PCA?
Uh... no. She's... from my hometown. Back home... in my town.
Okay, tell you what. We'll take you to see Restless in Love, but you girls are paying.
TTracy
Actually, you know what I'd rather see?
What?
TTracy
The jerk in the fountain.
Jerk in the fountain? What are you- [she pushes him into the fountain] OK, that was ridiculous!
Zoey! Would you rather...be stuck in an elevator for three days, or...make out with a monkey?
Stuck in an elevator. I ain't kissing a monkey!
Baby.
Let's see you kiss a monkey!
Bring me a monkey.
Maybe I will!
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