Logan Reese quotes from Zoey 101

Look at you! How can you not get mad?!

Logan

'Cause I'm too smart for you. And you. And you!

S4 Anger Management

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Smell my breath!

Logan

No!

Smell it! Does it smell like cookie in here? (he breathes in Logan's face)

Logan

Gross! NEVER do that again!

S4 Quinn Misses The Mark

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(Logan rides past Quinn sitting on a bench and crying so he turns his Jet-X around and parks it by the bench)

Logan

What's your problem?

Nothing, Logan. Just keep riding.

Logan

Have you been crying? What's wrong?

Nothing!

Logan

C'mon. Talk to me.

Mark broke up with me.

Logan

Oh, yeah. I heard you got dumped...(Quinn has a hurt look on her face)...Broken up with.

Yeah, after two years.

Logan

Why did he dump...(Quinn looks hurt)...break up with you?

'Cuz he fell for Brooke Margolin.

Logan

Oh, she's hot...(Quinn gives him a "Why would you say that?" look)...hot-ish.

(Quinn rolls her eyes and it transitions to Michael and the horse)

(to the horse) You gotta quit following me around. (walks ahead then horse neighs) This is a school. You are not enrolled in it. Now, please, just go on home. (starts to walk away but horse follows) Will you stop following me around everywhere? Look, I'm not your owner and I'm not your friend. There, I said it.

(Zoey runs up to them, looking worried and running late)

Michael.

What?

Can I use your Jet-X?

It's back in my dorm.

Oh, man!

What's the problem?

I laid down in the lounge to take a 5 minute nap, which turned into a 45 minute nap, and if I don't get to class in...(checks her phone for the time)...four minutes, Mr. Thatcher's gonna give me a zero and ruin my life.

Well, uh...(looks at the horse)...I'll get you there...(jumps on horse)...give me your hand.

Where did you get a horse?

No time for questions. Give me your hand. (Zoey reaches out to Michael, who gets her up on the horse. They ride off for class)

This is insane.

(Transitions back to Quinn and Logan on the bench)

I mean, I guess I can't be mad at Mark.

Logan

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think Mark's an idiot.

Yeah, yeah, I know you hate him.

Logan

I don't hate him, I mean, he's an idiot for breaking up with you.

Why do you say that?

Logan

I don't know, I mean, we all know you're weird...(Quinn looks away slightly insulted)...but you're smart, pretty, and you're kinda fun.

Thanks.

Logan

Sure, and why are you dressed like that?

I was trying to compete with Brooke.

Logan

Well, don't.

(Logan puts on Quinn's glasses)

Logan

There's Quinn.

(they kiss until Zoey and Michael ride past on the horse)

Logan

Weirdest. Day. Ever.

Uh-huh.

(they slide away to opposite ends of the bench and avoid looking at each other, and then the scene transitions again)

S4 Quinn Misses The Mark

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Logan

Do you think he knows we're dating?

He might, which is really bad!

Logan

I know! ...Wanna go make out?

Absolutely!

S4 Walk-a-thon

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Logan

So that's it?!

That's just it?!

Yep!

So Dean Rivers is just fine with letting him go to school here?

Uh-huh.

He wouldn't even listen to us.

He just sat there making a teeny cheesecake.

Logan

Did you remind him that he beat up me, Michael and Chase?!

AND Del Figgalo!

Well, Mark probably deserved it.

But he was your boyfriend.

Logan

Well, he's not anymore! [Zoey and James look at each other confused, and Quinn glares at him] Well, he's not.

I'm outraged! Out-raged!

Me, too!

James

Now calm down. Have a capucchino.

S4 Vince is Back

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We're gonna dish out a little comeuppance.

Logan

The little thing you wear on your tuxedo?

S4 Vince is Back

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Logan

You're lame.

You're dumb!

Leave him alone!

S4 Vince is Back

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MMaurice

Well, I guess someone doesn't understand what "banned" means.

Maurice, listen--

MMaurice

Oh, get out of my sight.

Wait. Why are you in the women's restroom?

He likes the lollipops.

MMaurice

I want you and your little chicky friends outta here.

You can't throw us out!

Yeah. Look, Maurice--

MMaurice

[removes the girls from the women's restroom] Yes, I can throw you out. Turn around. There's the exit. Move. Move, ladies. Ladies. Must I call security on you? Out of my bathroom. Out of my restaurant.

[Quinn, Lola, Coco and Maurice argue as Coco whimpers]

What's going on?

I don't know.

Quit pushing us!

We are citizens!

Carl, help!

CCarl

[gets up from his seat and stops Maurice] Hey! Hey! What's the deal, buddy?

MMaurice

The deal is get out unless you want me to call the police.

Make him let go of me.

CCarl

Sorry, baby. I'm on parole. [takes his food from the table and leaves the restaurant]

[starts to cry]

[Zoey, James, Logan and Michael get up from their seats and confront Maurice]

James

Sir, what's the problem here?

MMaurice

Mind your own business.

Don't talk to him like that.

And let her go.

MMaurice

Oh. Is she a friend of yours?

That's right.

MMaurice

Then all of you out of here! [the people at Vacarro get up from their seats and start to argue as the rest of the gang do the same when Maurice tries to throw Coco out of the restaurant] Come on, Coco. Get out, Get out, Get out, Coco.

Logan

Do you know who my father is?

MMaurice

You're never coming in here again. Banned, Coco. Banned.

MMan

Freaks!

[while everyone argue, Lola takes a carrot, eats it and smiles]

S4 Dinner For Two Many

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I told you not to buy those cheap cups! (holds up a cardboard box that says "Kups") Don't buy cups with a "K"!

Logan

They're quality cups!

Look around!

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(after Dean Rivers accidentally uses Quinn's laser gun and destroys his cupboard, which reveals a coffee machine)

What is that?

(tries to hide it) Nothing! Let's forget about this whole thing, dismissed!

(takes the coffee kettle) My goodness.

Is that coffee?

It looks like coffee!

It smells like coffee!

Logan

I am gabberflasted! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] I AM SHOCKED!

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You're not gonna charge me, are you baby?

Logan

Yes I am.

But, we're, boyfriend and girlfriend.

Logan

I know but, business is business.

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I am flabbergasted, flabbergasted! Do you understand me?

(Everyone nods their heads "yes", except Logan who shakes his head "no" )

What don't you understand, Logan?

Logan

What flabbergasted means...

It means I am shocked and outraged that you kids would defy PCA rules and run two illegal coffee shops right under my nose! I banned the coffee shops for a reason, and I expect my rules to be respected! Well, what do you have to say? (Everyone looks at Zoey)

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Logan

(unaware that Lola tossed his hamburger into a fountain) Didn't I have a hamburger?

I'm having fruit!

S4 Roller Coaster

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