Zoey Brooks quotes from Zoey 101

Oh, God...you guys aren't gonna be one of those couples, aren't you?

Zoey

I just fed him a grape. Want me to feed you one?

Okay. (she does)

S4 Quinn Misses The Mark

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(Logan rides past Quinn sitting on a bench and crying so he turns his Jet-X around and parks it by the bench)

What's your problem?

Nothing, Logan. Just keep riding.

Have you been crying? What's wrong?

Nothing!

C'mon. Talk to me.

Mark broke up with me.

Oh, yeah. I heard you got dumped...(Quinn has a hurt look on her face)...Broken up with.

Yeah, after two years.

Why did he dump...(Quinn looks hurt)...break up with you?

'Cuz he fell for Brooke Margolin.

Oh, she's hot...(Quinn gives him a "Why would you say that?" look)...hot-ish.

(Quinn rolls her eyes and it transitions to Michael and the horse)

(to the horse) You gotta quit following me around. (walks ahead then horse neighs) This is a school. You are not enrolled in it. Now, please, just go on home. (starts to walk away but horse follows) Will you stop following me around everywhere? Look, I'm not your owner and I'm not your friend. There, I said it.

(Zoey runs up to them, looking worried and running late)

Zoey

Michael.

What?

Zoey

Can I use your Jet-X?

It's back in my dorm.

Zoey

Oh, man!

What's the problem?

Zoey

I laid down in the lounge to take a 5 minute nap, which turned into a 45 minute nap, and if I don't get to class in...(checks her phone for the time)...four minutes, Mr. Thatcher's gonna give me a zero and ruin my life.

Well, uh...(looks at the horse)...I'll get you there...(jumps on horse)...give me your hand.

Zoey

Where did you get a horse?

No time for questions. Give me your hand. (Zoey reaches out to Michael, who gets her up on the horse. They ride off for class)

Zoey

This is insane.

(Transitions back to Quinn and Logan on the bench)

I mean, I guess I can't be mad at Mark.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think Mark's an idiot.

Yeah, yeah, I know you hate him.

I don't hate him, I mean, he's an idiot for breaking up with you.

Why do you say that?

I don't know, I mean, we all know you're weird...(Quinn looks away slightly insulted)...but you're smart, pretty, and you're kinda fun.

Thanks.

Sure, and why are you dressed like that?

I was trying to compete with Brooke.

Well, don't.

(Logan puts on Quinn's glasses)

There's Quinn.

(they kiss until Zoey and Michael ride past on the horse)

Weirdest. Day. Ever.

Uh-huh.

(they slide away to opposite ends of the bench and avoid looking at each other, and then the scene transitions again)

S4 Quinn Misses The Mark

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And you'll fix it?

Zoey

Yes, I'm Zoey, you new? Come on, Dustin.

[Zoey starts to leave, but Dustin is staring at Lola, who is wearing her bikini]

...Quit looking at my swimsuit. (Nick's way of saying "Quit looking at my boobs.")

Dustin

I'm not. You have a bug on your stomach.

(Lola screams as she waves herself around trying to get it off her)

S4 Walk-a-thon

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So that's it?!

That's just it?!

Yep!

So Dean Rivers is just fine with letting him go to school here?

Uh-huh.

He wouldn't even listen to us.

Zoey

He just sat there making a teeny cheesecake.

Did you remind him that he beat up me, Michael and Chase?!

AND Del Figgalo!

Well, Mark probably deserved it.

But he was your boyfriend.

Well, he's not anymore! [Zoey and James look at each other confused, and Quinn glares at him] Well, he's not.

I'm outraged! Out-raged!

Zoey

Me, too!

Now calm down. Have a capucchino.

S4 Vince is Back

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MMaurice

Well, I guess someone doesn't understand what "banned" means.

Maurice, listen--

MMaurice

Oh, get out of my sight.

Wait. Why are you in the women's restroom?

He likes the lollipops.

MMaurice

I want you and your little chicky friends outta here.

You can't throw us out!

Yeah. Look, Maurice--

MMaurice

[removes the girls from the women's restroom] Yes, I can throw you out. Turn around. There's the exit. Move. Move, ladies. Ladies. Must I call security on you? Out of my bathroom. Out of my restaurant.

[Quinn, Lola, Coco and Maurice argue as Coco whimpers]

What's going on?

Zoey

I don't know.

Quit pushing us!

We are citizens!

Carl, help!

CCarl

[gets up from his seat and stops Maurice] Hey! Hey! What's the deal, buddy?

MMaurice

The deal is get out unless you want me to call the police.

Make him let go of me.

CCarl

Sorry, baby. I'm on parole. [takes his food from the table and leaves the restaurant]

[starts to cry]

[Zoey, James, Logan and Michael get up from their seats and confront Maurice]

Sir, what's the problem here?

MMaurice

Mind your own business.

Zoey

Don't talk to him like that.

And let her go.

MMaurice

Oh. Is she a friend of yours?

That's right.

MMaurice

Then all of you out of here! [the people at Vacarro get up from their seats and start to argue as the rest of the gang do the same when Maurice tries to throw Coco out of the restaurant] Come on, Coco. Get out, Get out, Get out, Coco.

Do you know who my father is?

MMaurice

You're never coming in here again. Banned, Coco. Banned.

MMan

Freaks!

[while everyone argue, Lola takes a carrot, eats it and smiles]

S4 Dinner For Two Many

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Zoey

Dang it!

Who says dang it?

Zoey

People who grew up in the South?

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Zoey

Everyone! (Everyone in Zoey's dorm looks) We're about to get busted!

(People look worried and shocked)

Well, don't just stand there!

Hide everything!

(Everyone starts hiding everything)

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Zoey

Well, none of the kids at PCA think it was fair of you to ban the coffee carts in the first place.

Who asked you?

Zoey

You just did.

Don't twist my words. When I ban something from this campus, it's banned! For you, for me, for everyone! [looks at Quinn's laser gun] And what is this thing? [picks it up]

I wouldn't touch that.

I am the dean of this... (accidentally shoots a laser at his cupboard that destroys it)

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(after Dean Rivers accidentally uses Quinn's laser gun and destroys his cupboard, which reveals a coffee machine)

What is that?

(tries to hide it) Nothing! Let's forget about this whole thing, dismissed!

(takes the coffee kettle) My goodness.

Is that coffee?

Zoey

It looks like coffee!

It smells like coffee!

I am gabberflasted! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] I AM SHOCKED!

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Zoey

James, why aren't you doing anything?!

I am. I'm making you a really cool playlist.

Zoey

Aw.

S4 Roller Coaster

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Michael!

Stop!

Zoey

He'll stop.

Yeah, I know. There's a fence. (Michael, screaming, runs through the fence and it breaks)

S4 Roller Coaster

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Why couldn't you have broken up with James after the prom?

Why did you break up with him at all?