Zoey, Dean Rivers and others in “Coffee Cart Ban”

Zoey

Well, none of the kids at PCA think it was fair of you to ban the coffee carts in the first place.

Dean Rivers

Who asked you?

Zoey

You just did.

Dean Rivers

Don't twist my words. When I ban something from this campus, it's banned! For you, for me, for everyone! [looks at Quinn's laser gun] And what is this thing? [picks it up]

Quinn

I wouldn't touch that.

Dean Rivers

I am the dean of this... (accidentally shoots a laser at his cupboard that destroys it)