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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 3, Episode 8

Martin, Lance and others in “Culture Junk”

[Lance is watching television as Martin enters]

MMartin

Uh, Dad?

LLance

What?

MMartin

Can you write a note to my teacher explaining that our TV set is busted?

LLance

Well, our TV isn't busted. Now shut up, Martin, I'm trying to watch the fight.

MMartin

Dad, if our TV set isn't busted, I have to write a homework assignment on the opera that just started on PBS.

LLance

(quickly grabbing a pad and pencil) What's your teacher's name?

[Cut to the classroom, where Martin hands the note to Mr. Schidtler.]

MMartin

Here you go, sir.

SMr. Schidtler

Well, this is amazing. Must be an epidemic. All you kids come from homes where the TV set broke down last night.

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