You Can't Do That on Television · Season 9, Episode 24
“Generosity” · Season 9, Episode 24
In this episode: Mrs. Prevert (1), Mr. Prevert (1), Chris (1), Stephanie (1), Jill (1), Ted (1)
Hi, and welcome to another episode of You Can't Do That On Television. And since today's show is about generosity, I thought I'd be real nice and generous and let someone introduce the show, so... Patrick, you're my friend.
Oh, thank you, thank you, Chris! Oh, I don't know a more generous person than you-
[Patrick is slimed.]
Ted, get OUT of here! It's my turn in the bathroom, Ted! [hits him over the head with her mirror, which breaks] BOY, you're annoying!
Ha, look, Stephanie, you broke your mirror! That's seven years bad luck!
No, no, no, no! You think you get seven years bad luck, but this week only, during our generous summer sale, you get NOT seven, NOT fourteen, but TWENTY-ONE years bad luck!!
YES!!!
You know, Jill, I think it was very nice and generous of the audience to give you all those tomatoes tonight, dear.
[hiding in the back seat] Mother, they didn't GIVE me the tomatoes, they THREW them at me! [sits up to reveal that she is covered with squashed tomatoes]
True.
They didn't like my solo. Mother, everyone thinks I'm a failure, don't you understand?!
Jill, Jill, that is not true, not everybody threw somethin' at you. The Wildermeyers were there...
That's right.
They never tossed nothin'.
[A car pulls up next to the Preverts'.]
Oh, look!
They just pulled up to the stoplight! Hey Wildermeyer, over here! Yeah! How ya doin'? Yeah, we need a little confidence buildin'. My daughter Jill wants to know, what did ya think of her song?
[The Wildermeyers throw more tomatoes at Jill from off screen.]
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