I think I know what I may have heard, and I may have heard "I love you"...I think.
S7 E8Part 1
S7 E9Part 2
Driver, turn up the heat in here. There's a little nip the air. [looks down her shirt] Oops, make that two of 'em.
I love the local news. So uplifting. Those two old farmers lost everything in the fire, and yet they still managed to persevere.
Grace, you have to pay attention. The crystal meth lab in their barn exploded.
Still, we should send money.
S7 E10Part 1
Great. No sex, and now no turkey.
Well...either way, no stuffin' for you.
I know my brother's gay. I've known it since high school when he beat up some guy for saying Lee Majors looked dopey.
S7 E11Part 2
[about Sal] I am so into him.
Yeah, well I'm double into him.
Well I'm gonna ask him out.
I'm going to ask him to move in.
He gave me a hickey. [Points to her breast]
[Points to her belly] He gave me a child! I am pregnant, Grace!
No you're not. You can't get pregnant from kissing.
Oh thank God!
[On his cellphone] Hey, I just macked on two old ladies. [watching them look at him] I may need to borrow your dad's tool shed later.
They were nice enough people, but those goodbyes were weird. When I went to hug Vince's sister, she put her hands on my boobs. It was really uncomfortable.
You stood there for, like, 10 minutes. I had to pull you off her!
Yeah, well, we're guests. I didn't want to be rude.
S7 E12Christmas Break
[to Will] Ooh, that face. I'm kvelling. I learned that from Billy Crystal. He taught us so many things. Tuchus... plotzing... Well, so long, my little faygeleh.
[Karen and Rosario are decorating the Christmas tree]
Miss Karen, can I stop for a minute? My back hurts.
Keep going. I didn't hear anything snap.
This year I'm making your figgy pudding with rat poison and Ajax.
But no raisins.
S7 E13Board Games
Now, Karen, before this reporter comes, remember that since Stan died, you are the face of Walker Inc. And, unlike the previous face, yours isn't covered in pudding. You need to take this interview seriously.
Relax, I'm great with reporters. Ever since I leaked a little information to Woodward and Bernstein, I've had them eating out of the palm of my hand.
Do you really expect me to believe that you were Deep Throat?
Only to one of them.
[Karen's high school nemesis, Scott Wooley, has just taken over Walker Inc.]
You know, Karen, I was worried that, after all these years, my revenge would feel empty and hollow. I was wrong; it is awesome! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to move in to your late husband's office. Now it's your turn to cry, and wet yourself a little, and get beat up by the marching band...not that any of those things happened to me.
S7 E14Partners
Listen, honey, I gotta go. it's time for my Christian book club. This week we're burning Catcher in the Rye.
I dunno, Karen, Rosario's color is a little off... although, what color is she supposed to be?
I ordered her in Hunter Green, but she's faded.
S7 E15Bully Wooley
Gay, straight, black, white...What's the difference? We all finish ourselves off in the end, anyway!
You'll never guess who just walked in!
Is it Greg Evigan, from TV's B.J. and the Bear and, after a brief hiatus, My Two Dads?
You know, I never realized how gay those shows sounded. It's a wonder he didn't follow them up with a show called "Hey Faggot!"
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