Marilyn quotes from Will & Grace

Marilyn

[to Will] Ooh, that face. I'm kvelling. I learned that from Billy Crystal. He taught us so many things. Tuchus... plotzing... Well, so long, my little faygeleh.

Marilyn

[about her granddaughter] She's adopted, but I love her like she's real.

Will

Hey, guys. We would have got here sooner, but my Aunt Joanne lost her keys. Turns out she dropped them into the casket. Why she chose to reorganize her purse up there is beyond me.

Marilyn

I mean, George didn't even like her. And now he has to spend the rest of eternity lying next to her Pathmark grocery card and rape whistle.

Marilyn

Will, your brother died.

Will

What?

Marilyn

He was doing his business in the neighbor's yard, and then he started shaking and just fell over.

Will

Oh my God!

Marilyn

[crying] Oh, poor Dr. Silly!

Will

[pause] Wait... your dog? I thought you meant Sam or Paul! And you made me picture them pooping in the neighbor's yard! Pooping and then dying? That's my worst fear!

Grace

Oh, my God - you don't want a designer, you want my baby!

Marilyn

Well, maybe if you don't over-react, they'll want both.