Scott Wooley quotes from Will & Grace

Scott Wooley

You know, Karen, I was worried that, after all these years, my revenge would feel empty and hollow. I was wrong; it is awesome! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to move in to your late husband's office. Now it's your turn to cry, and wet yourself a little, and get beat up by the marching band...not that any of those things happened to me.

Scott Wooley

You are the brightest angel in all of heaven. Also, I would love so much to get in your pants.

Will

Look, I have a really great time with you, but you're 23.

Scott

And 3 quarters.

Will

See, just the fact that your age has fractions in it...