Peace, oneness. Ohmmmmmmm!
Thank you. Ohmmmmmmm!
Let's go hommmmmme.
Why hommmmmmme?
There's a rock in my bummmmmmm!
At least it's not your thummmmmmb!
Now it's going nummmmmmmb!
S1 E12My Fair Maid-y
S1 E13The Unsinkable Mommy Adler
Anyways, I'm collecting data to put on the Internet. The world should know the truth about C-3P0.
Jack, C-3P0 is not gay. He's British.
Look, look, no panty line because.... no panties.
[wincing] There was just no preparing for that one.
S1 E14Pt. 1
Call your brother. You know, Michael Corleone forgave Fredo.
That was right before Michael had him taken out to the lake and shot.
Yeah...but the important part was that he forgave him.
No, I'm pretty sure that, to Fredo, the important part was when he got shot.
You know what my aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now?
"Why the hell did my parents name me 'Pescha'?"
S1 E15Pt. 2
[Will finds out that Grace and Sam slept together]
Will, I know this is a little weird, but...
No, Grace, this isn't weird. Gay Republicans are weird. This is sick!
Honey, what's going on with your hair? Looks like you got Moose and Squirrel in there.
You should talk, Mulan.
S1 E16Yours, Mine, or Ours
So what's cookin,' average lookin'?
Jack has the most finely tuned gaydar in the Tri-State area. He can name a gay guy in one note.
Ah yes. Many have sought my counsel on this subject. They say that Jack is a wise man, Jack is a dangerous man, Jack is a great man. No - Jack is just a man. A man who knows men who like men.
S1 E17Secrets and Lays
Your cook's name is "Cook"?
No, Grace, he has a name. I just don't remember it. No wait a minute, it'll come to me, it'll come to me... "Where are my damned eggs... Paul!" Paul. God, Paul is dead. Now who the hell is gonna cook for us?
Stan had to take the kids down to Scarsdale to see their real mother. What was her name? Wait a minute, it'll come to me... "Stan, take the kids to see that bitch... Kathy!"
S1 E18Grace, Replaced
Isn't it amazing, Val? Will is a guy, and yet he can achieve multiple sarcasm.
S1 E19Will Works Out
[Jack embarrasses Will at his gym]
What are you so afraid of, that everyone's gonna find out you're gay? They don't all know yet, do they?
I don't know. Some do, some don't. I don't exactly put it on my business card - "Will Truman, gay, member since 1982".
'82? Try '78, Mr. "One Time at Sleepaway Camp Doesn't Count".
[Will and Jack walk in on Grace and Karen asleep in each other's arms]
Sufferin' Sappho!
You know, it's sad...an image like this is completely wasted on us.
S1 E20Saving Grace
What do you think of this outfit?
It's fine.
Fine means crap.
It's good.
Good means fine.
Well, if fine means crap and good means fine, doesn't that mean that good means crap?
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