Will & Grace · Season 1, Episode 12
“My Fair Maid-y” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Grace Adler (4), Karen Walker (1), Will Truman (1)
Gosh, I don't think I've ever been stressed out. I mean, why would I be? I got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze, and I got a killer rack! Good morning!
Oh, when you smile, you have the cutest little wrinkle right there!
Where? [runs to mirror]
Feel that? That's stress.
[to the maid] At least Mary Poppins did it with a song and a dance -- you're like a spoonful of whoopass!
[to the maid] You know, Mary Poppins got the same message across, but she did it in a nice little musical number. You're like...you're like a spoonful of whoop-ass!
Peace, oneness. Ohmmmmmmm!
Thank you. Ohmmmmmmm!
Let's go hommmmmme.
Why hommmmmmme?
There's a rock in my bummmmmmm!
At least it's not your thummmmmmb!
Now it's going nummmmmmmb!
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