Will & Grace · Season 1
Be careful, Will Truman. You wouldn't want to upset me and force me to rethink Grace Adler.
Are you kidding me with this stuff? No one actually says that unless they're twirling a mustache and tying Lillian Gish to the train tracks!
Well, if no one wants to play with me, then I'm just going to go to my room and play with myself. By myself. I meant by myself.
[Karen says that Stan nearly died the night before]
If you had invited me to dinner - which you didn't, thank you very much, busy anyway - I could have saved Stan's life. I know CPR.
You do?
Yeah. I had to do it on my father when I told him I was gay - although I think that just confused him even more.
What's up, dude? Still gay?
Yeah. The antibiotics didn't take.
[Will and Grace are at the altar at Jack and Rosario's wedding]
Wanna see what it's like to kiss a guy under one of these things?
[they kiss]
I don't think we should live together anymore.
The kiss wasn't that bad, Will. [pause] I don't think we should live together anymore, either.
When you moved in, it was so we could heal and move on.
I know. I don't feel like I've moved on. Have you moved on?
I'm standing here making out with a girl. That's the international symbol for not moving on.
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