Vince and Grace in “Key Party”

Vince

I think I know what my boyfriend likes. We've been going out for six months.

Grace

I've known him for, like, 20 years. We've had phone calls that lasted six months.

Vince

I'm in a committed relationship with him.

Grace

So am I.

Vince

I've shaved his ears.

Grace

I've shaved his legs.

Vince

I've seen him naked.

Grace

I've seen him naked and crying.

Vince

Yeah, well, I've slept with him.

Grace

Look, if I hadn't turned him gay, we wouldn't be having this conversation, so I win.