I don't really have a lot of girlfriends. Well, I do, but they're men.
S5 E13Gay It Forward
S5 E14Attack of the Clones
Man, making someone gay is exhausting! I don't know how my mother did it!
Hey, what the hell did you two Mork and Mindy-lookin' sons of bitches do to my cousin Barry? You were supposed to help him be gay, but you didn't finish. Now the poor kid's so confused that he's sitting around on the couch watching football in a Spandex onesie!
We just got started. This is a guy who, 24 hours ago, thought that Batman and Robin just fought crime together!
S5 E15Homojo
Which lever do I pull to be crushed by a safe?
Kare, throughout all my struggles, you've constantly been partially there for me. Is there anything I can pretend to do for you now?
Now that you mention it, there is. There's one more box of my personal effects left at the manse. It's mostly personal stuff: photos, birthday cards, the receipt I got from Rosario's parents when they sold her to me. Could you...?
What are you saying? Would I like to spend a few unsupervised hours rummaging through your closet? Does a gay bear have anonymous sex in the woods?
S5 E16Women and Children First
Karen, are you all right? You haven't touched your muffin.
Honey, please, since Stan left I've done nothing but touch my muffin!
C'mon, Grace. Let's get back in there. We've got a room full of lovely ladies. Let's put some music on and get those tops off.
You know it's not that kind of girl's night, right?
[smiles] We'll see.
S5 E17Bye, Bye, Beardy
Barry, it's okay that you didn't like The Broken Hearts Club or Kiss Me, Guido. I'll tell a little secret we like to keep in the community: Gay movies suck. But, until the laws change, we're still obligated to see them.
[Laying out dresses] This one's slitty, this one's slutty, this one's titty, this one's butty.
S5 E18The Guy Who Loved Me
Hello, maintenance? This is Mrs. Walker in 1526. I'd like to put my drink on the mantle; could you send someone up to move the fireplace?
[to Barry] I want us to date.
But you can't date both of us because we're best friends. I would never do anything to hurt my friend Will, who wears a wig and a truss.
S5 E19Sex, Losers and Videotape
I've helped a lot of people get in touch with their emotions and discover their sexuality. And by "theirs", I often mean mine.
So, Mr. Stein, now that we have Will's blessing, how would you like to come to my plush suite at the Palace Hotel?
SMr. Stein
I don't know. Now that it's not forbidden, it's just not as exciting.
Yeah, you're right. Let's go pick up another couple.
SMr. Stein
Awesome.
S5 E20Leo Unwrapped
Just a reminder: Tomorrow is my birthday. Just another reminder: My husband left me alone to help the needy, so the presents need to be bigger and better.
I got you something great. Want a hint?
No! You know I have to be surprised. Remember two years ago, how mad I got when you left my present out for me to find?
Left it out? It was hidden in a storage locker in Queens, which I rented under an assumed name. You bit through a combination lock!
Well, just make sure it doesn't happen again.
You can't go home, you'll ruin the surprise. Look, you can crash in my bedroom tonight, and tomorrow you can help me with the party. How are you with a pastry bag and Rosette tips?
I've never tried them, but why don't we hold each other for awhile, and see how we feel after that?
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