Just a reminder: Tomorrow is my birthday. Just another reminder: My husband left me alone to help the needy, so the presents need to be bigger and better.
I got you something great. Want a hint?
No! You know I have to be surprised. Remember two years ago, how mad I got when you left my present out for me to find?
Left it out? It was hidden in a storage locker in Queens, which I rented under an assumed name. You bit through a combination lock!
Well, just make sure it doesn't happen again.
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