Grace Adler quotes from Will & Grace

Jack

It's been so many years. I hope I can still pull off a thong.

Grace

Isn't the whole point of these weekends to pull off someone else's?

Grace

I'm a little nervous. I'm breaking up with Ben tonight.

Karen

What's the matter, he's not gay?

Grace

We went out a couple of years ago. It was...interesting.

Will

She's being modest; it was terrible. For six weeks they fought like cats.

Grace

Yeah, but we made up like dogs.

Will

What is that smell?

Grace

Why do you always look at me when you say that?

Will

Look, if I can't have sex with you, I couldn't have sex with any woman! It's a compliment to you!

Grace

That's not a compliment! A compliment is "You're sexy, you turn me on," not "One look at you proves I'm a queer"!

Bobbi Adler

Hello, dear! You look so beautiful!

Grace

Mom giveth...

Bobbi Adler

Why do you have to cock it up with that hair?

Grace

...And Mom taketh away.

Grace

Oh, my God. I know this apartment. You'll never guess whose it is. You're gonna die.

Will

We're all gonna die, Grace. The important thing is what you do while you're here.

Grace

You said that money was no object.

Karen

Honey, that's just a saying, like, "Ooh, that sounds like fun," or "I love you."

Grace

Okay, here we go. [tries to start the car, but it just clicks] That's weird. Will, what do you think is wrong?

Karen

Oh, my God. She just asked a fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car!

Will

Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.

Grace

Oh, Will, what you must be feeling! I mean, we were just talking about it, and then whoomp! There it is.

Will

"Whoomp! There it is"? What am I supposed to say, "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

Grace

Come on Jack, eat something. I got you this lavender cupcake.

Will

Yeah, with rainbow sprinkles, the color of our flag.

[singing] Enough is enough, is enough, is enough, is enough, is enough...

Karen

THAT'S ENOUGH!

Will

He's using my new Chantal sauté pan with a metal-edged spatula. There is no way a crêpe is ever going to slide off that again.

Grace

Wow, you are more gay before 9 a.m. than most people are all day.

Grace

You know how every school has that girl all the other kids make fun of? Bad at sports, a little overweight, friends with the lunch ladies?

Will

I was that girl.

Grace

I'm 27 years old. I'm not getting any younger.

Will

Really? Because in that last sentence, you just became 5 years younger.