[Will has just confessed to Grace that he's gay]
Look, if I can't have sex with you, I couldn't have sex with any woman! It's a compliment to you!
That's not a compliment! A compliment is "You're sexy, you turn me on," not "One look at you proves I'm a queer"!
[Will finds Jack taking clothes from his closet]
What are you doing in the closet?
I could ask the same of you.
Hello, dear! You look so beautiful!
Why do you have to cock it up with that hair?
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