Malcolm quotes from Will & Grace

Malcolm

[to his contact] He took the bait. "Operation Getting Will Truman to be a Lawyer Again" is a success. I know it's long, but it says what it is, and we agreed that I would get to name the operation this time and you would get the bagels.

Malcolm

Excuse me, miss. Malcolm Widmark. I hope this isn't too forward, but I find you very beautiful, and I look forward to the day when I see you ride that chair toward me on a very bumpy street in a town where everyone is naked.

Karen

[offers her hand] Karen Walker. And it is a pleasure to meet a true gentleman.

Malcolm

Jack, I know two ways to get a guy to call me "friend". One is to attach a car battery to his nipples, and the other is to buy him a fine Italian suit.

Jack

Do I have to choose?

Karen

Malcolm?

Malcolm

Yes?

Karen

[sadly] Sailboats and sunsets.

Malcolm

Sailboats and sunsets, baby. [leaves]

Grace

That's so romantic. What did that mean?

Karen

Oh, it's too complicated to explain... He nailed me on a Windjammer at 6:17 PM.