Will & Grace · Season 3, Episode 17
“Poker? I Don't Even Like Her” · Season 3, Episode 17
In this episode: Grace Adler (2), Karen Walker (1), Will Truman (1)
So, how they hangin', honey?
Well, thanks to Dr. Kipper, three inches higher. Listen. As much as I'd love to stay here sweatin' with the oldies, I'm getting a little woozy from the booze-y seeping from your enlarged pores.
Oh, honey, they're not enlarged. They're just in shock over that hair color.
[Will has just met his father's mistress]
Oh, Will, what you must be feeling! I mean, we were just talking about it, and then whoomp! There it is.
"Whoomp! There it is"? What am I supposed to say, "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
[sobbing] I feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone. And all the people are pigs. And I'm the pretty one, but everyone thinks I'm ugly because they're all pigs and they think pigs are pretty!
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