Ben quotes from Will & Grace ... TV Quotes Database

Ben

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you two are more than friends, but less than lovers. You're gay, and she's straight.

That's impressive. Now if you can guess my weight, you'll win a t-shirt saying, "That's really none of your business!"

S2 E8 Terms of Employment

[Will's new job is in jeopardy]

Last week I was the guy you had to have. I was the guy with heart!

Ben

That was the honeymoon period, Will. Honeymoon's over. Good times, though, right?

S2 E10 Tea and a Total Lack of Sympathy

Ben Doucette, Karen Walker.

Ben

I know Mrs. Walker.

Oh, yeah...I remember you. Stan and I met you at the Whitney opening. You were the bartender. Yeah.

Ben

No, you just gave me your drink order.

Yeah...and I'm still waiting for it.

S2 E10 Tea and a Total Lack of Sympathy

Ben

So, the salad's done, the risotto is cooking. Let's talk wine. Karen, you have any preference?

Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick; so you're asking the wrong gal, okay?

S2 E21 There But for the Grace of Grace

[Grace and Ben are slow-dancing on his conference table]

Ben

You should consider yourself lucky. I normally get $500 an hour for the work I do on this table.

That's it? I wouldn't get out of bed for $500.

Ben

Really? Would you take a check?

Either you just said something incredibly romantic, or you just called me a prostitute.

S2 E23 Pt. 1

Ben quotes from Will & Grace