Will & Grace · Season 3, Episode 14
“My Uncle the Car” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Will Truman (2), Karen Walker (1), Grace Adler (1), Jack McFarland (1)
[Grace is trying to start up her Uncle Jerry's old car.]
Okay, here we go. [tries to start the car, but it just clicks] That's weird. Will, what do you think is wrong?
Oh, my God. She just asked a fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car!
Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.
My family dropped me off at a convent when I was three. Yeah, they told me that I was going to the zoo. I was so excited. They dressed me up, gave me a lollipop. All I wanted to do was see the penguins. Ironic, isn't it?
I don't understand this. I mean, what's going on right now? What exactly are we watching?
This would be called a basketball game.
Uh huh, uh huh. And where is this all taking place?
That's Madison Square Garden.
That's a sports auditorium now?
It's the world's most famous sports arena. But I can see how that fact may have eluded you, given that your entire knowledge of sports consists of giggling every time you hear the word "balls".
[giggles] Gets me every time.
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