Vaneeta quotes from Weeds

Vaneeta

How much you think we get for that? (referring to Nancy's wedding bang and ring)

Heylia

Nothin'. She'll be back.

Heylia

Hey! Hey! Stop all that damn arguing, this is a house of peace. (Interrupted by gun shots and bullets) Everybody all right?

Vaneeta

Yeah

Conrad

Cool. Snowflake? Snowflake?

Vaneeta

She's in shock, slap her.

Conrad

I ain't slappin' no white woman.

Heylia

Move, I'll do it.

Nancy

No, I'm okay (in a very shaky voice)

Heylia

You sure?

Nancy

Yeah (sniff).

Heylia

all right, let's clean this shit up.

Nancy

(Giggling a little) Is somebody gonna call the police?

Heylia

Baby, that probably was the police.

Nancy

I'm gonna go. Wait, I need my keys.

Conrad

We got unsettled business, you haven't even talked to me about my car yet. How you gonna get your keys now?

Heylia

Boy! The girl just had her shootin' cherry broke, give her the keys.

Eve Meriweather

Well, look at him. Hello, baby. Uh...why are little black babies always so adorable?

Vaneeta

Why are white babies always so ugly?

Eve Meriweather

[with a wicked smile] See you all in church, I hope...

Conrad Shepard

Sure. Church. Praise the lord.

Vaneeta

Hallelujah.